Ask omaha

[smitty46953]

After picking Omaha up from school one day, his mother asks him what he did at school. Omaha replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room, in the basement. When the father returns home that evening, Omaha's mother angrily tells him the news of what Omaha had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks down the steps to Omaha's room and asks him what happened at school, Omaha tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." His father tells Omaha that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, his dad asks Omaha if he would like to ride his new bike home from the store. Omaha responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."