Investing Money Tips

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Originally Posted by natagu23

Newbie....I dont know sh*t about investing, but im eager to learn.

Im thinking about putting up at least 5,000 dollars by July in stocks, Cds , or whatever to see if i can get some good returns.

Im thinking more intermediate term like 2 to 5 as far as collecting on dividends/interest, and even long term investing like 10+ years.

Any tips to get started?

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