Official TY returns to the place he owns Game Day thread

[Racehorse]

If TY plays, we win by 10, if not, we may lose by 14+.

[Johanvil]

:D

https://twitter.com/BrettKollmann/status/1197232360938340352

[ChoppedWood]

Lots of wishbone tonight with Q as the primary guy on the pitch.

We win by 27.

[omahacolt]

C- on the title

[HoosierinFL]

JB throws 9 TDs, all on Spider Y Banana passes to Big Q lined up as fullback

[1965southpaw]

TY will play and we will win. By the way, the Analytics guys say that whichever team wins tonight will have a 70% chance to win the division and the loser has only a 20% chance to win the division. Guess this is as must win as could be. Go Colts.

[Pez]

Huge division game for us. If we win and the Titans beat the Jags I will not be surprised if our percentages go higher.

This is really how we assert ourselves. If you are going to say we are angling for a deep playoff run, we must win tonight.

[Pez]

C- on the title

I didn't see this thread earlier today and was going to create one called 'Official make the Texans remember their place Game Day thread'

[Colts And Orioles]

If TY plays, we win by 10 ........ if not, we may lose by 14+.




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The Colts have surprised us a lot this season (a win over the Chiefs on the road, a loss to the Raiders at home, Adam Vinatieri having games in which he has looked like he could barely make it as a Division I-AA college kicker, Jonathan Williams gaining over 100 yards rushing while filling in for the injured Marlon Mack who also had more than 100 yards rushing in the same game, Jacoby Brissett filling in more than adequately for the newly-retired Andrew Luck.)

Subsequently, tonight's game may or may not be full of more surprises from the "box of chocolates" team ........ they might lose if Hilton plays, and they might win if he doesn't play.



Colts - 27

Texans - 23


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[Puck]

I posted this in sodas picks but gonna repeat what needs repeating

I hope TY makes and entrance like last time and dresses like a pimp cause he owns those bitches

[Dewey 5]

24-17 Texicans

[Puck]

I want to see us rush for 267 yds to set a record against them

[Hoopsdoc]

24-17 Texicans

27-19 Houston.

Vinny misses 2 extra points and a field goal.

[Puck]

27-19 Houston.

Vinny misses 2 extra points and a field goal.

Just showed him missing in warm ups

[Puck]

24-20 Indy

[Brylok]

I posted this in sodas picks but gonna repeat what needs repeating

I hope TY makes and entrance like last time and dresses like a pimp cause he owns those bitches

It wasn't funny there, either.

[Luck4Reich]

JB throws for 400 yards and 5 tds.

[YDFL Commish]

Colts 31-Texicans 20

[Thorgrim]

23-16 colts

[Big Smooth]

My expectations for this team have been tempered since Luck left. Fuck Andrew Luck. I like how the team has fought this year but we are a still a ways away. That being said we can and probably will win this game but I'm taking this season easy and enjoying what I can.

23-20 Colts

[ChoppedWood]

Loved Q just mashing his dude there and grinding him into the ground after the play!

[Racehorse]

Can't do the same guy all game.

[Luck4Reich]

Can't do the same guy all game.

Brady would lol

[Spike]

Damn, Smith got burned on that one.

[Racehorse]

Not a good start, but sometimes you have to feel out the defense early before you can have success.

[Spike]

Refs fucked up again, Brissett got a hit to the head.

[Luck4Reich]

Damn, Smith got burned on that one.

Yep sucks and they cant do that in a game like this

[WaynesWorld87]

Wow, didn't realize the head-to-head hit on Brissett during his scramble. Refs missed that one.

[Luck4Reich]

Refs fucked up again, Brissett got a hit to the head.

No surprise though Refs have become historically bad this year.

[Spike]

Wow, didn't realize the head-to-head hit on Brissett during his scramble. Refs missed that one.

That's because they are incompetent bastards. How the hell could they miss that one?

[TheMugwump]

I said it all of the first and second rounds during the last draft, the Colts need to draft one more monster for the O-line. That right side has been giving up enough sacks lately that if Luck was ever considering returning, he isn't thinking it anymore.

[Luck4Reich]

Wow, didn't realize the head-to-head hit on Brissett during his scramble. Refs missed that one.

Good holding call

[ChoppedWood]

That's because they are incompetent bastards. How the hell could they miss that one?

Not true, just ask Al Riveron!

[Luck4Reich]

Nice play Houston

[Spike]

Not true, just ask Al Riveron!

Al is an incompetent bastard too.

[Luck4Reich]

Damnit!!!!

[ChoppedWood]

Horrible reaction by Walker in space!

[Big Smooth]

Who needs pressure...

[Luck4Reich]

Our Dline needs serious upgrade.. getting pushed around

[WaynesWorld87]

It's early, but I'm really not liking the feel of this one right now.

[Luck4Reich]

Nice play there Walker

[ChoppedWood]

Ok Walker- great come up and end it!

[ChoppedWood]

Nice job getting off the field D!

[Luck4Reich]

Nice coverage... I'm more and more impressed with development of this secondary

[Spike]

Defense stepped up there. I hate the 3 man rush.

[WaynesWorld87]

Way to hold up defense. Just wish we wouldn't have let them take 1st and 17 from their own 5ish and flip the field position back in their favor.

[Luck4Reich]

I just dont like Rogers.. not sure what value he brings.

[Big Smooth]

It's early, but I'm really not liking the feel of this one right now.

Yea the energy of this game is all wrong

Need some points

[Spike]

Refs don't know what the fuck they are doing.

[Luck4Reich]

In our favor... but why didnt those offset?

[ChoppedWood]

This- this right fucking here- throw the flag and then circle jerk for 5 fucking minutes and then assbag can't even call the penalty right- these guys are a fucking collection of dumbfuck!

[Puck]

Huh?

[Brylok]

That was an odd couple of events

[Spike]

In our favor... but why didnt those offset?

Refs??????? Dumb asses.

[WaynesWorld87]

Yeah, I don't get it...we accepted the penalty but we're being backed up half the distance to the goal?

Makes no damn sense.

[TheMugwump]

So Indy gets half the distance to the Houston goal line? Done!

[Luck4Reich]

Refs??????? Dumb asses.

Group of tards

[Brylok]

Lol. I said to myself, "why isn't that a re-kick?"
NFL refs are garbage this year

[Spike]

Now they are going to re-punt. Refs are so damn stupid. Embarrassing for the NFL.

[Big Smooth]

How annoying

[Luck4Reich]

Lol BS.....

[nate505]

Unreal...

[Luck4Reich]

TY time

[Brylok]

NFL needs to fix it's product. The overall quality has dropped significantly in recent years

[Luck4Reich]

I hate Ebron even if that's on JB

[nate505]

That's more on Brissett than Ebron

[ChoppedWood]

Just fucking set and let it fucking fly JB- too damn much re-setting!

[WaynesWorld87]

Our WRs are either taking way too long to get open, or Brissett is missing the quick reads.

[Luck4Reich]

Ebron is one soft marshmallow

[nate505]

That was really the best they could do on 3rd down. Sheesh

[Brylok]

Our WRs are either taking way too long to get open, or Brissett is missing the quick reads.

Missing the reads. Always has. Probably both are happening tonight to be fair.

[Puck]

Strip sack time.

[Luck4Reich]

Ebron shouldn't even be on the field on 3rd down... Doyle.. TY.. Hines... Wilkins...Williams... fuck Ebron.

[Brylok]

Ebron shouldn't even be on the field on 3rd down... Doyle.. TY.. Hines... Wilkins...Williams... fuck Ebron.

Doyle and TY are invisible so far

[Puck]

Ebron shouldn't even be on the field on 3rd down... Doyle.. TY.. Hines... Wilkins...Williams... fuck Ebron.

To be fair Doyle didn't do shit last week. I know I picked him up in FanDuel 0 points

[Luck4Reich]

Need Defense to have huge game.

[Luck4Reich]

Doyle and TY are invisible so far

Brissett not finding them doesn't make them invisible.. just means JB is slow at finding an opening

[Big Smooth]

......

[Spike]

I hate Hopkins.

[WaynesWorld87]

That was a catch.

Damn.

[ChoppedWood]

Nice press and smash by Walker! Hit him harder!

[Big Smooth]

I hate Hopkins.

He is their whole offense

[ChoppedWood]

Come on D- get a pick!

[Luck4Reich]

Need a big play Defense

[Luck4Reich]

Disgusting

[Spike]

Again, the 3 man rush fails again.

[ChoppedWood]

Oh come the fuck on- that's shit coverage!

[nate505]

So so frustrating

[WaynesWorld87]

This game so far is just showing how much we could stand to improve at QB.

[nate505]

Fuck this 3 man rush. It's so dumb.

[Dewey 5]

So so frustrating

Watson will do that to you.

[Spike]

Fuck this 3 man rush. It's so dumb.

I fucking hate it.

[Luck4Reich]

This game so far is just showing how much we could stand to improve at QB.

I was just thinking the same... I hope that Ballard sees it. I keep wanting JB to break out but maybe he is just a career really good backup.

[Spike]

Kenny Moore is a damn good player.

[ChoppedWood]

Walker with nice scrape and Moore in support!

[Brylok]

Leonard almost got Watson

[Luck4Reich]

Good work D and Leonard

[ChoppedWood]

Fucking excellent blitz--- more of that shit!

[Spike]

See the good that happens when you don't just rush 3 guys.

[Dewey 5]

Houston flipped the field, got excellent field position & the D held them to Fg. Not the worst outcome.

[nate505]

Fucking so stupid Leonard. Or almost so stupid.

[ChoppedWood]

Fucking so stupid Leonard. Or almost so stupid.

Wonder if that's a play they can challenge?

[Brylok]

The offense needs to do... something...now

[Luck4Reich]

See the good that happens when you don't just rush 3 guys.

What kills me when have really fast LBs and DBs... need more of that shit.

[albany ed]

Good work D and Leonard

I firmly believe that if Leonard isn't blitzing, that was an easy TD.

[ChoppedWood]

What kills me when have really fast LBs and DBs... need more of that shit.

We are generally very successful at it, and we have what is probably our best secondary of the year out there tonight.

Send the fucking house!

[Spike]

Wonder if that's a play they can challenge?

Nope.

[Luck4Reich]

We are generally very successful at it, and we have what is probably our best secondary of the year out there tonight.

Send the fucking house!

Hell yeah! Do that shit!

[Brylok]

There's the makeup call for Leonard

[Luck4Reich]

Stupid

[ChoppedWood]

We are living in the shadow of our damn goal line, fucking hate games like this!

[Spike]

Shitty field position again.

[WaynesWorld87]

Terrible field position again and our offense is sucking major balls tonight.

[nate505]

The startin field position has sucked so far

[Brylok]

Friday night smackdown is terrible. And so was that running play

[Maniac]

It would be nice if they stopped stepping on their own dicks.

[Butter]

Can we just stop returning kickoffs if we have the option of a touchback?

[ChoppedWood]

Okay, enough, fucking open this shit up Frank- this is getting stale in a fucking hurry!

[Spike]

Glow just sucks.

[Luck4Reich]

TY

[Butter]

It would be nice if they stopped stepping on their own dicks.

They apparently have dicks so big they can't not step on them.

[nate505]

This game plan seems scared

[Brylok]

Doyle sighting

[Dewey 5]

More Doyle less Ebron, please

[Spike]

Doyle with a 1st down. Doyle, unlike Enron knows where the 1st down marker is.

[Spike]

Refs penalize us again.

[nate505]

Back behind the 20 again, sigh....

[ChoppedWood]

Why is Wilkins getting no air time?

[Luck4Reich]

Bad holding call.. he was already falling down

[Colts And Orioles]

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Hilton makes it count for his first catch of the game (a 1st down conversion on 3rd and 4.)


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[WaynesWorld87]

Can our WRs not get open down field? Or is Brissett missing guys?

[nate505]

Fuck these refs

[Luck4Reich]

This game plan seems scared

This game plan says we dont believe in our starting QB

[Brylok]

Refs bailing tonight...

[ChoppedWood]

Where the fuck is the hold on that????

[Spike]

Holding again, WTF! That's not holding, fuck the refs.

[Luck4Reich]

Another bad call

[Maniac]

Bullshit call

[Butter]

That was a very week fucking hold

[Brylok]

This game plan says we dont believe in our starting QB

We don't

[Big Smooth]

Sick of this

[WaynesWorld87]

What a fucking terrible call.

Fuck these refs.

[Butter]

The offense is garbage tonight

[Brylok]

Kelly injured again. Smh

[Phelanka7]

Refball.

[Luck4Reich]

Then Kelly goes down

[Butter]

Oh good Kelly is hurt, fuck this season and injuries.

[Big Smooth]

Trying to enjoy this game with zero expectations and it's not happening

[Spike]

Damn, Kelly hurt now. Refs really do suck so fucking bad.

[Blankhorizon]

This team has become very dull

[Thorgrim]

We don't

Reich pays lip service to Briskett but his gameplay speaks louder.

[WaynesWorld87]

I appreciate Brissett's leadership, but we need a major upgrade at QB.

Not the front office's fault or Brissett's fault, because Luck left us in the lurch at a horrible time. But yeah, Brissett ain't the long term answer at QB. Not even close.

[Maniac]

Kelly grabbed his knee when he went down.

[Brylok]

Need to just get rid of Thursday night games. People have to work tomorrow, and it's too soon for players to play after Sunday games

[Maniac]

I appreciate Brissett's leadership, but we need a major upgrade at QB.

Not the front office's fault or Brissett's fault, because Luck left us in the lurch at a horrible time. But yeah, Brissett ain't the long term answer at QB. Not even close.

What will suck is if the Colts continue to think he IS the answer because of his "leadership" and don't look to address the position.

[Colts And Orioles]

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10-and-out on that possession ........ at least the defense got some rest.


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[Luck4Reich]

TY wants a QB

[ChoppedWood]

Uhhhh a small update on a starting center for the healthiest line in the league.... nah, no need for that shit...

[Spike]

Hilton looks pissed.

[Brylok]

Reich pays lip service to Briskett but his gameplay speaks louder.

I'm not even mad at Reich or Jacoby. Luck really screwed the Colts over. What else could have been done at that point?

[Luck4Reich]

Damn Kenny Moore my favorite badd ass!

[ChoppedWood]

Kenny fucking Moore you little bad ass!

[Spike]

Great INT by Moore. Great tip by Sheard.

[Big Smooth]

Pick!!

[Brylok]

Kenny Moore! Let's do something now offense!

[Puck]

Just score baby

[NextManUp]

Uhhhh a small update on a starting center for the healthiest line in the league.... nah, no need for that shit...

It’s more important to wish Troy a Happy Birthday.

[Maniac]

That's what they need

[WaynesWorld87]

Now let's do a tribal ritual dance, say a few prayers, and hope the offense doesn't fuck this field position up and at least gets a FG out of it.

[Thorgrim]

I'm not even mad at Reich or Jacoby. Luck really screwed the Colts over. What else could have been done at that point?

Nothing really. This is on Luck.

[ChoppedWood]

Fucking put TY out wide, slant hard behind Pascal, house! Fucking show some balls Frank!

[Colts And Orioles]

Hilton looks pissed.




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Kenny Moore just gave him something to smile about.


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[Luck4Reich]

Hilton looks pissed.

He is pissed no QB to throw to him.... dude has always put up big numbers there... so what's the reason? Brissett cant find receivers.

[Spike]

It’s more important to wish Troy a Happy Birthday.

Yep, announcers are shit.

[Maniac]

Fucking put TY out wide, slant hard behind Pascal, house! Fucking show some balls Frank!

I wonder if he's not really healthy

[Maniac]

He is pissed no QB to throw to him.... dude has always put up big numbers there... so what's the reason? Brissett cant find receivers.

But he's a leader!

[Luck4Reich]

Really glad we have Sheard too

[ChoppedWood]

Fucking Frank this is getting to be some real bullshit!

[Luck4Reich]

But he's a leader!

Backups can be leaders too:D

[Spike]

Nice run by Williams.

[TheMugwump]

Can we please get some Jordan Wilkins too?

[ChoppedWood]

Can we please get some Jordan Wilkins too?

No shit, this is starting to get fucking ludicrous!

[Brylok]

Hines sighting

[Luck4Reich]

Hinessssssssss!

[Spike]

Not letting Brissett throw, not much faith in him by Reich.

Nice run by Hines.

[ChoppedWood]

Hines can fucking motor man!

[TheMugwump]

TY on the sideline? Tha fuck?

[Puck]

I'm all for running the ball but 15 touches already in first half is too much for one guy.... where is Wilkins?

[Maniac]

Hines looks much faster than slow ass Williams.

[Brylok]

Haha. TY as a decoy on the right

[Maniac]

Still not a single mention about Kelly

[Big Smooth]

Even giraffes can score. Good run

[Spike]

TD Colts by Brissett.

[ChoppedWood]

Good fucking job Doyle!!!

Nice way to put up a sixer!

[Colts And Orioles]

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They are running the damned ball.


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[Brylok]

Hines looks much faster than slow ass Williams.

Williams is probably a bit worn down by now

[TheMugwump]

Eat THAT Bitch-ass Texicans!

[Puck]

Great job by Doyle on the lead

[WaynesWorld87]

Well hot damn. Not a single pass and the offense takes the turnover and turns it into a good job.

Great job by the offensive line on that drive.

[Maniac]

Brisket served up

[Luck4Reich]

Hines looks much faster than slow ass Williams.

William's needs to just hit the middle like last week.. not sure why he even takes it to the outside

[ChoppedWood]

Still not a single mention about Kelly

Well they mentioned that he's not out there, perhaps because he had a leg amputated, maybe because he got burnt by the candles on Troy's cake?

Fucking goof ass bullshit.

[Puck]

Williams is probably a bit worn down by now

Agree. They're working him too much. Need a rotation. Wilkins? Anyone? Did I miss something? Is he inactive?

[Colts And Orioles]

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Time of possession ........ keeping our defense resting, keeping their defense laboring.


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[ChoppedWood]

Agree. They're working him too much. Need a rotation. Wilkins? Anyone? Did I miss something? Is he inactive?

No, he got the penalty on the return for the block in the back....

No idea why he's not getting reps...

[Spike]

Colts D is playing really well. But please, no more 3 man rushes.

[Maniac]

Agree. They're working him too much. Need a rotation. Wilkins? Anyone? Did I miss something? Is he inactive?

I thought he was out there and got a penalty on a punt return?

[Brylok]

Agree. They're working him too much. Need a rotation. Wilkins? Anyone? Did I miss something? Is he inactive?

I have no idea. Williams will be a nub at this rate though

[TheMugwump]

70 yards rushing already tonight. That is half of their season total. Get some passing mixed in and it'll be good.

[Maniac]

Colts D is playing really well. But please, no more 3 man rushes.

1 man rush?

[ChoppedWood]

Come on D- take control of this mofo!

[Luck4Reich]

Agree. They're working him too much. Need a rotation. Wilkins? Anyone? Did I miss something? Is he inactive?

He had a nice block in the back earlier so he isnt inactive lol

[Puck]

Took 6 beers to finally score. I started with a fresh 30 pack so I guess we're scoring 35 if I keep drinking

[Thorgrim]

Now for some more turnovers!

[Maniac]

I have no idea. Williams will be a nub at this rate though

But with all of his carries, he's only got 33 yards rushing. Like Luck4Reich mentioned, he's not doing well when running to the outside.

[Luck4Reich]

Dont start shitting the bed now D!!!

[Butter]

So no one had the edge there

[nate505]

Great blitz there

[Luck4Reich]

There is pressure... fuck him up!!!!!!

[ChoppedWood]

So no one had the edge there

Banogu caved hard and let him have the lane!

Love that Moore blitz!

[Butter]

Kenny Moore for MVP

[Spike]

Kenny Moore fucked up Watson.

[Luck4Reich]

Come on!!!!!!

[Brylok]

Justin Houston ballin out tonight

[Maniac]

Fuller shit

[Luck4Reich]

Houston stopped that shit!

[ChoppedWood]

Fucking awesome job of staying home by Houston!

[Spike]

Justin Houston playing his ass off!

[TheMugwump]

Kenny Moore...playah.

[Colts And Orioles]

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Smart decision by the Texans to run the ball on 1st down right there, even though they lost 2 yards ........ they don't want to leave the Colts too much time after this drive is over.


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[Maniac]

Whitney Houston with the stop

[Spike]

Turnover time.

[ChoppedWood]

Turnover time.

Send Darius after him again!

[Luck4Reich]

Send Darius after him again!

Send Darius and Kenny this time..

[Luck4Reich]

So send noone??? Well that's smart you dumb fucks!

[ChoppedWood]

O m g


who the fuck at the ass there?

[Spike]

3 man rush fucks us again.

[Butter]

Jesus christ how do you let him be that wide open fml

[WaynesWorld87]

How in the fuck does the ref miss that hold?!?!

It was no different than who of our "holding" penalties so far.

[Big Smooth]

Just what we needed

[Maniac]

Next time maybe have someone cover Hopkins

[Butter]

3 man rush fucks us again.

That was moe about the coverage

[Dewey 5]

Pretty bad blown coverage

[ChoppedWood]

Worst blown coverage I've seen from this squad in a LONG LONG LONG time...

[Puck]

how in the fuck does the ref miss that hold?!?!


yea no shit !!!!!!!

[Colts And Orioles]

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There's enough time to get Vinatieri into FG position before halftime ........ let's do it.


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[Luck4Reich]

How in the fuck does the ref miss that hold?!?!

It was no different than who of our "holding" penalties so far.

Only see holds if you are in white.

[Big Smooth]

He is literally over half their offense how is he not doubled every play

[TheMugwump]

Refs missed the holding penalty. Exact same type as on Jacoby's run that got called back. Fuckers.

[WaynesWorld87]

And with Brissett at QB, this offense has zero quick-strike ability.

How big would the gap between us and the Texans be if we swapped QBs?