Early Games

[Spike]

Panther 7-0 over the Jackoffs.

[Spike]

Cashew throws a TD. Panther and Jackoffs tied at 7. Damn.

[Racehorse]

Houston down 7-0

[Spike]

Falcons 7-0 over the Texans.

[Spike]

Just you and me Racehorse. Everybody else is drunk already.

[Spike]

Damn, Texicans tied the Falcons.

[Spike]

Texans up by 3 now. Falcons really suck.

[Spike]

Damn Raiders are beating the Bears 14-0.

[Racehorse]

Damn Raiders are beating the Bears 14-0.

They are better than their record

[Racehorse]

Two of the three division teams are behind right now. If Houston can drop the ball, tonight may not matter.

[Spike]

Atlanta just took the lead on the Texans. Up by 1 before halftime.

[Spike]

They are better than their record

Raiders up 17-0 at halftime. Didn't see that coming into the season. Carr has been impressive.

[Spike]

Pats struggling with the Skins, only lead by 2 right before halftime.

[Spike]

Pats struggling with the Skins, only lead by 2 right before halftime.

Oh shit, int Pats. Fuck you McCoy.

[Racehorse]

Oh shit, int Pats. Fuck you McCoy.

Gaydy also has a pick today. Seems the dude is immortal after all.

[Racehorse]

Allen trying to give the Tacks the game.

[Spike]

Panthers up on the Jackoffs 28-17.

[Racehorse]

Buffalo back up

[Spike]

Buffalo back up

Yep, looks like the Texans might win today though. Again, the Falcons suck.

[Spike]

Good game with the Panthers and Jackoffs. Panthers up by 1 with about 5 minutes to go.

[Spike]

Tits lost! HELL YEAH!

[Spike]

TD Panthers. Kick is no good, Panthers up by 7. Slye pulling an AV today.

[Spike]

Jackoffs lose, although the Panthers tried to give this game away.

[Spike]

Prescott should have 5 interceptions today. The refs keep saving his sorry ass.

Packers still lead by 14 in the 4th quarter.

Need to keep Aikman off of Cowboy games, he is way too biased. Sick of listening to his sorry ass.

[Spike]

Packers beat the Cowgirls. Love it.