Super Bowl 56 (Bengals vs. Rams)

[Colts And Orioles]

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lllll CINCINNATI BENGALS

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llllllllll, LOS ANGELES RAMS

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[IndyNorm]

Go Rams. Shut these dumbass Who Dey chanting MFers up!!

[Colts And Orioles]

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I read that since the 1970 merger of the AFL and the NFL, this is the first time ever that both Super Bowl contestants l WERE NOT l a #1 or a #2 seed ...... the Rams were the #4 seed in the NFC, and the Bengals were the #4 seed from the AFC.

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[Spike]

Go Rams. Shut these dumbass Who Dey chanting MFers up!!

Fuck no Norm, pulling for the Bengals big time. I live in Comifornia and I hate all teams from LA, with the exception of the Dodgers.

[IndyNorm]

Fuck no Norm, pulling for the Bengals big time. I live in Comifornia and I hate all teams from LA, with the exception of the Dodgers.

So basically we're in the same situation only you have a hell of a lot better weather and higher taxes.

[Puck]

I am going to root for whoever is behind at the time. I like both teams a lot. I think Joe is gonna get one sooner than later. I would really like Stafford to get one too

I think its gonna be a good game But my money would be on the Rams. But kinda hoping for an AFC win this yr

Either way I'll be drinkin

[rcubed]

I live just outside LA so Rams are my defacto NFC team thus I will be rooting for them.

[Colts And Orioles]

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Madden NFL Super Bowl 56 Simulation: Rams Blow Out Bengals with First-Half Onslaught in Super Bowl LVI

(By Tyler Sullivan)

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/madden-nfl-22-super-bowl-56-simulation-rams-blow-out-bengals-with-first-half-onslaught-in-super-bowl-lvi/

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[Spike]

So basically we're in the same situation only you have a hell of a lot better weather and higher taxes.

Right now where I live it is 80 degrees. That's crazy for my town. Feels like June weather, not early February weather. Yes, we have high fucking taxes here. Too damn high. California is a beautiful state, mountains, beaches, weather etc...but politicians are ruining it.

[CletusPyle]

So I guess this is the official Super Bowl thread...I'll be out here from time to time tonight making some great smart ass comments! Rooting for the Bengals but predicting the Rams win 31-24.

[IndyNorm]

Right now where I live it is 80 degrees. That's crazy for my town. Feels like June weather, not early February weather. Yes, we have high fucking taxes here. Too damn high. California is a beautiful state, mountains, beaches, weather etc...but politicians are ruining it.

Yeah, no doubt. California's great sans the politicians, taxes, and (at least in some locations) traffic.

Back in the early 2000s I was a field service engineer and landed what was supposed to be a long term assignment in between LA and Bakersfield off the Grapevine. Left Indy where it was 25 and snowing and landed in LAX where it was 80 and sunny, rented a Mustang convertible for an extra $5/day, and headed up to where I was staying in Valencia with the top down. That was a great day!!

[albany ed]

Go Bengals. Go Joe Cool.

[Brylok]

Go Bengals!

[Colts And Orioles]

Go Bengals. Go, Joe Cool.





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[AlwaysSunnyinIndy]

Don't really care for Enos Stanley Kroenke.

Would be sweet seeing the Rams lay an egg on their home field.

[Colts And Orioles]

Yeah, no doubt ...... California's great, sans the politicians, the taxes, and (at least in some locations) the traffic.

Back in the early 2000s I was a field service engineer and landed what was supposed to be a long term assignment in between LA and Bakersfield off the Grapevine. Left Indy where it was 25 and snowing and landed in LAX where it was 80 and sunny, rented a Mustang convertible for an extra $5/day, and headed up to where I was staying in Valencia with the top down. That was a great day !!!





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“Boston itself was a flea market of racism. It had all varieties, old and new, and in their most virulent form. The city had corrupt city hall-crony racists, brick-throwing send-’em-back-to-Africa racists, and in the university areas they had phony radical-chic racists ...... other than that, I liked the city.’’


Bill Russel, 1979

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[IndyNorm]

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“Boston itself was a flea market of racism. It had all varieties, old and new, and in their most virulent form. The city had corrupt city hall-crony racists, brick-throwing send-’em-back-to-Africa racists, and in the university areas they had phony radical-chic racists ...... other than that, I liked the city.’’


Bill Russel, 1979

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I think my critique isn't near as damning as Russel's lol.

[Spike]

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“Boston itself was a flea market of racism. It had all varieties, old and new, and in their most virulent form. The city had corrupt city hall-crony racists, brick-throwing send-’em-back-to-Africa racists, and in the university areas they had phony radical-chic racists ...... other than that, I liked the city.’’


Bill Russel, 1979

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Am I missing something here C&O, what does this have to do with racism? Just asking because I am at a loss here.

[IndyNorm]

Am I missing something here C&O, what does this have to do with racism? Just asking because I am at a loss here.

I think that was his way of saying that I gave your home state quite the back handed compliment.

[Spike]

Yes, go Bengals. I hate LA teams with a passion. Hell, I hate everything LA, except for the Dodgers.

[CletusPyle]

The fewer Hollyweird stars they show tonight during the game, the happier I will be!

[Colts And Orioles]

Am I missing something here C&O, what does this have to do with racism ??? Just asking, because I am at a loss here.











I think that was his way of saying that I gave your home state quite the back-handed compliment.





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Correct.

California is great, except for the taxes, the politicians, and the traffic ...... Bill Russell thought that Boston was great except for the 3 different forms of racism.


SEE ALSO ...... "Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play ???"

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[Colts And Orioles]

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The TV schedule says that the game starts at 6 PM ...... it's almost 6:30, and they haven't flipped the coin yet.

I know why they do shit like that, but it doesn't make it any less annoying.

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[CletusPyle]

Billie Jean King already screwed up the coin flip for the Rams....that's a good sign!:D

[Colts And Orioles]

Billie Jean King already screwed ......





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I started to get a hard-on before I finished reading that sentence.

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[CletusPyle]

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I started to get a hard-on before I finished reading that sentence.

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Hahahahaha! That has to be the first hard on Billie Jean has given anyone for decades!

[Spike]

Hendrickson is beast.

[CletusPyle]

The Rock segment, that seemed to last for hours, didn't do the Rams any favors!

[Spike]

Hahahahaha! That has to be the first hard on Billie Jean has given anyone for decades!

LOL. I didn't get a hard on for her when she was in her prime, let alone now. I preferred real sexy women Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova.

[Spike]

The Rock segment, that seemed to last for hours, didn't do the Rams any favors!

Yeah, fuck the Rock, fake bastard.

[Spike]

Bengals with poor ass play calling, reminds me of the Colts. Had 2nd and 2 and tried to run up the middle 2 times against the the strength of the Rams defense. WTF??????

[CletusPyle]

Poor tackling on Kupp will kill you!

[Spike]

Kupp is so damn good. Wish we had him.

[Colts And Orioles]

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Cooper Kupp led the NFL in HR's, RBI's, and Batting Average ...... I didn't know that.

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[Spike]

OBJ with the TD. Great throw by Stafford. Damn it!

[Colts And Orioles]

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I wonder what percentage of the crowd is rooting for the Bengals ???

I know that the game is being played in Los Angeles, but I am presuming that the availability for the tickets on the primary market was even when they first went on sale.

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[CletusPyle]

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I wonder what percentage of the crowd is rooting for the Bengals ???

I know that the game is being played in Los Angeles, but I am presuming that the availability for the tickets on the primary market was even when they first went on sale.

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I don't think the team's fans get very many tickets, so if there are a lot of Bengals fans there they paid big bucks!

[CletusPyle]

OBJ with the TD. Great throw by Stafford. Damn it!

My wife found a chore for me to do and I missed the TD....I thanked her!:D

[CletusPyle]

FGs won't get it done!

[CletusPyle]

Stafford looks to be on his game tonight...Bengals are in deep shit!

[Spike]

Fuck, 13-3 Rams. Eli Apple sucks so bad. Lets go Burrow.

[CletusPyle]

I miss the Sopranos!

[Brylok]

Stafford has had all day to throw it. Burrow hasn't.

[CletusPyle]

Bengals have been getting stupid once they get in the red zone!

[CletusPyle]

Not stupid that time....great play call!

[Spike]

UH OH, OBJ is hurt! Sucks for the Rams. Fuck, why couldn't we get Stafford instead of Wentz?

[Spike]

Awesome pick by the Bengals. Love Stafford, hate the Rams, so it is bittersweet.

[CletusPyle]

Stafford throws up a jump ball, and only the Bengals defender tried to get it...LOL, I'm glad, but he wanted his guy to fight for that one!

[Brylok]

It's amazing how good the Bengals have gotten so quickly. Shows perfectly what drafting an NFL level QB can do.

[Spike]

It's amazing how good the Bengals have gotten so quickly. Shows perfectly what drafting an NFL level QB can do.

Yep, Burrow is better than all 5 of the QB's drafted last year.

[Brylok]

It's almost SnooperBowl time!

[Spike]

It's almost SnooperBowl time!

Yeah, time for about a half hour nap.

[CletusPyle]

NFL....we may not have black head coaches, but everything else is black!:D

[Spike]

nfl....we may not have black head coaches, but everything else is black!:d

lol cp!

[Brylok]

NFL....we may not have black head coaches, but everything else is black!:D

77% of the NFL is black. All of those performers (except for Eminem and maybe 50 Cent) are from LA. I thought it was really good. Pure 90s/00s nostalgia. That's the target demographic this year. Same with the commercials.

[CletusPyle]

77% of the NFL is black. All of those performers (except for Eminem and maybe 50 Cent) are from LA. I thought it was really good. Pure 90s/00s nostalgia. That's the target demographic this year. Same with the commercials.

I thought it sucked, but I'm an old white guy so who cares!

[CletusPyle]

Great start for the Bengals!

[Spike]

TD Bengals, awesome.

[CletusPyle]

Burrow smart enough to take the sack...go up by 7!

[Spike]

I just fucking love Burrow.

[CletusPyle]

I just fucking love Burrow.

Cincinnati hit a home run with that pick...kind of reminds me of the Colts when we drafted Peyton!

[CletusPyle]

Rams outsmarted themselves there.....

[Spike]

I thought it sucked, but I'm an old white guy so who cares!

I'm an old white guy too who's ancestors were from Italy. I agree, the halftime show sucked, it has sucked for years though.

[Spike]

Cincinnati hit a home run with that pick...kind of reminds me of the Colts when we drafted Peyton!

Yeah, but Peyton was kind of a no-brainer. Some people had doubts about Burrow, but not anymore. He is a star, and I like that guy.

[CletusPyle]

I'm an old white guy too who's ancestors were from Italy. I agree, the halftime show sucked, it has sucked for years though.

True...Katy Perry and Madonna suck too! I'm not sure I can remember a halftime show that didn't suck!:D

For the record, I believe the NFL should have more black head coaches in the league, I just thought it was funny that to deflect from all the criticism the NFL chooses an all black halftime show and a black referee! I don't care, just saw some humor in it!

[CletusPyle]

Big drop there...Bengals giving Stafford too many chances!

[CletusPyle]

This is playing out like a Hollyweird script!:rolleyes:

[Puck]

Do the Rams go for 2 if they score?

[CletusPyle]

Crap call....they haven't called that all night!

[CletusPyle]

Do the Rams go for 2 if they score?

I doubt it...FG would win the game if they failed!

[Spike]

Refs starting to determine the game again. Fucking tired of this shit happening.

[CletusPyle]

Refs starting to determine the game again. Fucking tired of this shit happening.

That first holding call was total shit! Now if Hollyweird is writing this script, Bengals will get in FG range and McPherson will miss for the first time in the post season!

[CletusPyle]

Stupid call!

[Puck]

That was a great game

[CletusPyle]

That was a great game

Glad to see Stafford get a ring...he deserved it after suffering so long in Detroit!

[Colts And Orioles]

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The play that stood out in my mind on that last drive was not the final play, but the one before it ...... Aaron Donald reached out without the momentum of his body, and with only the leverage of his arms still managed to hold the running back shy of the sticks to force a 4th down situation.

And even though it was 4th down and less than a yard, it was still 4th down, which put a lot of pressure on the Bengals' offense to convert ...... that previous 3rd down play put the Bengals in the pressure-packed situation that they wound up in on the next play.

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[CletusPyle]

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The play that stood out in my mind on that last drive was not the final play, but the one before it ...... Aaron Donald reached out without the momentum of his body, and with only the leverage of his arms still managed to hold the running back shy of the sticks to force a 4th down situation.

And even though it was 4th down and less than a yard, it was still 4th down, which put a lot of pressure on the Bengals' offense to convert ...... that previous 3rd down play put the Bengals in the pressure-packed situation that they wound up in on the next play.

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It was a great play, not sure I agree with Cincy's 4th down play call, you need either a quick pass or a run there, the play they called took too long to develop, not even sure where they were going with it?

[IndyNorm]

Thank fucking god. Maybe now I can finally go outside without having to hear the dumb fuck Bungle fans and their dumbass Who Dey shit.

[IndyNorm]

Crap call....they haven't called that all night!

I assume you were talking about the holding call on the Bungles defender on Kupp inside the 5 at the end of the game. It was a total BS call, but it evened out with the no call on the Higgins TD where he got open b/c he blatantly tugged on Ramsey's facemask.

[CletusPyle]

I assume you were talking about the holding call on the Bungles defender on Kupp inside the 5 at the end of the game. It was a total BS call, but it evened out with the no call on the Higgins TD where he got open b/c he blatantly tugged on Ramsey's facemask.

I can't argue with that, the missed facemask (offensive PI) was a terrible no call...but the Rams had 20 minutes to recover from that.

[Colts And Orioles]

I can't argue with that, the missed facemask (offensive PI) was a terrible no call ...... but the Rams had 20 minutes to recover from that.





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And, they did recover from that. They scored the go-ahead TD, and the Bengals failed to get themselves into field-goal range when they had plenty of time (1:25) and all 3 of their timeouts left.

The defensive holding call on the Bengals' defender was on 3rd down, not 4th down. The Rams may have scored a touchdown on the next play, something from which we will never know ...... just like we will never know how exactly the game would have played out if the referees had called the blatant offensive face-masking on the Bengals' TD pass which helped set the tone for the 2nd half.

Neither one of those plays occurred in a vacuum. One team made more plays than the other team did at the most crucial times in the game.

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[Racehorse]

LOL. I didn't get a hard on for her when she was in her prime, let alone now. I preferred real sexy women Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova.

Since we are going with foreign women, I will say Katarina Witt. Yum

[CletusPyle]

Since we are going with foreign women, I will say Katarina Witt. Yum

I forgot about her....oh my what a beauty!

[Puck]

Watching some of the replays today and man there were some BAD calls at the end of the game that screwed the Bengals.