Ballard and Steichen are safe

[ChoppedWood]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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You also said that you wanted Jonathan Taylor to immediately be cut from the team, and replaced with the hair around your asshole.











If the Irsays took your prudent and well-conceived advice, the Colts would have the hair around your asshole taking handoffs from Daniel Jones, and they would have Dam's asshole pulling the strings as the GM ...... at that rate, the franchise might win about 5 games over the next 3 years combined.

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If they had taken my advice, we would have had a better GM, coach, and numerous better players this year, and we would be in the playoffs. At some point you have to just give up on shit that doesn't work. What we have, doesn't work.

[albany ed]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

If they had taken my advice, we would have had a better GM, coach, and numerous better players this year, and we would be in the playoffs. At some point you have to just give up on shit that doesn't work. What we have, doesn't work.

CW, PM me your real name and contact info and I'll write a letter to Carlie, recommending you for the position as her advisor on all personnel matters.

[ChoppedWood]

Originally Posted by albany ed

CW, PM me your real name and contact info and I'll write a letter to Carlie, recommending you for the position as her advisor on all personnel matters.

I don't meet the pre-requisites for the position:

"The ideal candidate will already have pictures of me giving them BJ's"


...there can be no other logical answer.

[albany ed]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

I don't meet the pre-requisites for the position:

"The ideal candidate will already have pictures of me giving them BJ's"


...there can be no other logical answer.

O come on now, can't we narrow it down better than that?

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

If they had taken my advice ......

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The franchise would not exist within 5 years ....... your imbecilic, raging demands make Robert Irsay look like a cool, calm, collected gatekeeper.

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[Kray007]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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The franchise would not exist within 5 years ....... your imbecilic, raging demands make Robert Irsay look like a cool, calm, collected gatekeeper.

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Bob, I remember him well.

On the other end of the competency spectrum, I think it was Bill Parcells who commented that the fastest road to mediocrity in football was listening to your fan base.

[Oldcolt]

Originally Posted by Kray007

Bob, I remember him well.

On the other end of the competency spectrum, I think it was Bill Parcells who commented that the fastest road to mediocrity in football was listening to your fan base.

I had no idea the Colts listened to their fan base so closely

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by Kray007

Robert Irsay, I remember him well.

On the other end of the competency spectrum, I think it was Bill Parcells who commented that the fastest road to mediocrity in football was listening to your fan base.

Originally Posted by Oldcolt

I had no idea that the Colts listened to their fan base so closely.

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The Colts don't listen to their fan-base ...... at all ...... not even in the slightest.

Kray was not insinuating that the Colts listened to their fan-base ....... he was pointing out the fact that if the Colts did listen to their fan-base, they would make the Jets and the Browns look like model franchises.

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[Oldcolt]

It was sarcasm. Parcells stated that you better not listen to your fan base otherwise you will become mediocre. We have been the defiition of mediocre the last decade, hence I was being sarcastic by insinuating we must be listening to the fan base because we are so mediocre.

As long as we are quoting Parcells I think his most famous and often repeated quote of his is "You are what your record says you are".

[ChoppedWood]

Originally Posted by Colts And Orioles

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he was pointing out the fact that if the Colts did listen to their fan-base, they would make the Jets and the Browns look like model franchises.

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I would absolutely prefer to be either the Browns or the Jets right fucking now. They both have looked at the status quo and said fuck this- this isn't acceptable. At least they are positioned to try to do something different to change the trajectory of the team. But hey, hopeium is also a fucking great alternative!