OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: 1st Win of the 2026 Season (vs. TEXANS, 9/27)

[Colts And Orioles]

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[ChoppedWood]

Nico Collins goes for 250+ and 6 TD's.



The Colts D is so bad he establishes a new all time high for a player in street clothes for the game.

Akeem Davis Baker takes out 3 Colts players for the season by again being so out of place he continues to blind side his own fucking teammates! Seriously last week he just hammered a couple of our guys- dude's gotta be getting money on the side from the opps.

We ARE that fucking bad!

27-13 Texicans.

Thankfully after Collins beats us without even having to take the field, bitter Lou is terminated (the worst hire in NFL history; a case of cronyism that will be a future sports management student's Phd thesis).

[albany ed]

I got a good feeling about this game and I'm pretty sure the Colts will give up nothing to Nico.

[Racehorse]

Downs needs to be TY 2.0 today

[Hoopsdoc]

The Ballard Colts do not do well in must win games. It’s been a theme throughout his tenure. And this is a defacto must win game.

Plus, we haven’t beaten the Texans in over 3 years.

I foresee messiness.

31-27 Texans.

[CletusPyle]

Ballard and Steichen should consider looking for realtors if they lose today....I don't know, maybe they rent? This team can be scratched off the playoff list with a loss today, but the Texans could lose and still recover and make the playoffs. So in my opinion, this is a must win for Ballard and Steichen!

Texans win 31-21

[ChoppedWood]

Originally Posted by CletusPyle

Ballard and Steichen should consider looking for realtors if they lose today....I don't know, maybe they rent? This team can be scratched off the playoff list with a loss today, but the Texans could lose and still recover and make the playoffs. So in my opinion, this is a must win for Ballard and Steichen!

Texans win 31-21

So elevated sense of urgency! Got it! Shane will give them golf claps and gold stars if they keep it within 30!

Never been this disinterested in a Colts team in all my years. Very sad state of affairs.

[Colts And Orioles]

Originally Posted by Hoopsdoc

The Ballard Era Colts do not do well in must win games ...... it’s been a theme throughout his tenure, and this is a defacto must win game.

Plus, we haven’t beaten the Texans in over 3 years.

I foresee messiness.

31-27, Texans.

Originally Posted by CletusPyle

Ballard and Steichen should consider looking for realtors if they lose today ...... I don't know, maybe they rent ??? l This team can be scratched off the playoff list with a loss today, but the Texans could lose and still recover and make the playoffs ...... l so in my opinion, this is a must-win game for Ballard and Steichen !!!

The Texans will win, 31-21.

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I think that if the Colts lose this game, they will go 11-2-1 over the final 14 games to win the AFC South divisional title.

Then again, what I think plus $18 will get you a one-way train ticket from Brewster, NY to Grand Central Station in New York City.

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[Oldcolt]

I'm feeling like most people here, we probably lose. Crappy teams pull off upsets so we have a chance but i really don't care about this group of players/coaches/front office at this point.

[YDFL Commish]

Originally Posted by ChoppedWood

Nico Collins goes for 250+ and 6 TD's.



The Colts D is so bad he establishes a new all time high for a player in street clothes for the game.

Akeem Davis Baker takes out 3 Colts players for the season by again being so out of place he continues to blind side his own fucking teammates! Seriously last week he just hammered a couple of our guys- dude's gotta be getting money on the side from the opps.

We ARE that fucking bad!

27-13 Texicans.



Thankfully after Collins beats us without even having to take the field, bitter Lou is terminated (the worst hire in NFL history; a case of cronyism that will be a future sports management student's Phd thesis).

Nico Collins isn't playing.