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Old 01-16-2026, 10:17 PM
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Not my point.



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I know what your point was.

I was making a joke with a meaningless, Ballard-related statement because of the thread derailment.

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Old 01-06-2026, 12:03 AM
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I would say yes, but I would also have more confidence in Dam's asshole making personnel decisions than I would Chris Ballard.




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You also said that you wanted Jonathan Taylor to immediately be cut from the team, and replaced with the hair around your asshole.



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Who exactly would you to propose to replace Jonathan Taylor with after you cut him ???

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The hair around my asshole !!! In other words, I don't give a fuck, just not him !!!






If the Irsays took your prudent and well-conceived advice, the Colts would have the hair around your asshole taking handoffs from Daniel Jones, and they would have Dam's asshole pulling the strings as the GM ...... at that rate, the franchise might win about 5 games over the next 3 years combined.

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Old 01-06-2026, 07:28 AM
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You also said that you wanted Jonathan Taylor to immediately be cut from the team, and replaced with the hair around your asshole.











If the Irsays took your prudent and well-conceived advice, the Colts would have the hair around your asshole taking handoffs from Daniel Jones, and they would have Dam's asshole pulling the strings as the GM ...... at that rate, the franchise might win about 5 games over the next 3 years combined.

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Not taking sides in this bitch session, but that last part of your post made me laugh. "look at that hair, dragging two clingons for an extra 5 yards!"
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Not taking sides in this bitch session, but that last part of your post made me laugh. "look at that hair, dragging two clingons for an extra 5 yards!"
As long as the Clingons weren’t armed with bat’leths, we’d be fine.
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You also said that you wanted Jonathan Taylor to immediately be cut from the team, and replaced with the hair around your asshole.











If the Irsays took your prudent and well-conceived advice, the Colts would have the hair around your asshole taking handoffs from Daniel Jones, and they would have Dam's asshole pulling the strings as the GM ...... at that rate, the franchise might win about 5 games over the next 3 years combined.

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If they had taken my advice, we would have had a better GM, coach, and numerous better players this year, and we would be in the playoffs. At some point you have to just give up on shit that doesn't work. What we have, doesn't work.
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If they had taken my advice, we would have had a better GM, coach, and numerous better players this year, and we would be in the playoffs. At some point you have to just give up on shit that doesn't work. What we have, doesn't work.
CW, PM me your real name and contact info and I'll write a letter to Carlie, recommending you for the position as her advisor on all personnel matters.
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CW, PM me your real name and contact info and I'll write a letter to Carlie, recommending you for the position as her advisor on all personnel matters.
I don't meet the pre-requisites for the position:

"The ideal candidate will already have pictures of me giving them BJ's"


...there can be no other logical answer.
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I don't meet the pre-requisites for the position:

"The ideal candidate will already have pictures of me giving them BJ's"


...there can be no other logical answer.
O come on now, can't we narrow it down better than that?
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If they had taken my advice ......



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The franchise would not exist within 5 years ....... your imbecilic, raging demands make Robert Irsay look like a cool, calm, collected gatekeeper.

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The franchise would not exist within 5 years ....... your imbecilic, raging demands make Robert Irsay look like a cool, calm, collected gatekeeper.

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Bob, I remember him well.

On the other end of the competency spectrum, I think it was Bill Parcells who commented that the fastest road to mediocrity in football was listening to your fan base.
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