official colts vs Giants who cares we have to watch flacco GameDay thread

[Racehorse]

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

You know those days where you start on a hike with a hopeful mood, beautiful weather, picturesque surroundings, and solid reason to believe it will be a satisfying experience? You know when that day filled with so much hope and promise went sideways? You know when the sky turned black, sending down torrents of freezing rain and bolts of lightning? You know when you wandered hopelessly off trail and sought shelter in a damp cave that reeked of decay? You know when you were then cornered inside by a bevy of woodland creatures? You know when that frenzied mob of chipmunks, squirrels, raccoons, badgers, deer, and black bear proceeded to sexually assault you without the benefit of lubrication?

Today felt like that day.

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Although I have never experienced the latter part of that (thankfully), I have to say that you summed it up accurately.