the official colts vs failCons in krautland GameDay thread

[Thorgrim]

Originally Posted by omahacolt

A on the title


you nailed it sir. well done



colts lose a close one. no buck and slow grass field in fucking Germany sucks. also the falcons are a weird team.

You have set a fine example good sir. I work hard to include racially charged food references in all my conversations in life. My great great great grand uncle taught me the finer points of insensitivity. After years of practice it comes quite naturally. I am now working diligently on using crude references to both the male AND female anatomy in my conversations. The looks on people’s faces show that my dedication is paying off. Churchgoers take special note I might add. Especially when I shout out “meat whistle” or “penis fly trap” when they say amen.

After slathering the pulpit with graffiti I offered a solemn prayer for our colts.
God hates the Falcons so I’m confident we will win.


Btw, does anyone have a key to a collection box?

[TheMugwump]

Originally Posted by Butter

Can't until next League year.

Is this because you can't sign two contracts in one year?

Well, then, extend him then.

[Brylok]

Originally Posted by YDFL Commish

Blackman looked like #23 on that tackle.

Jordan? Im sorry, but #23 is Michael Jordan, and only Michael Jordan, across all of sports. I like Blackmon, but he's nowhere near Michael Jordan.

[TheMugwump]

Yeah, I guess I like Pierce now too.

But Michael Pittman Jr. is STILL a beast!

[YDFL Commish]

Wow! What a big boy block by JT!

[TheMugwump]

Jeez! From a sure sack to 8 yards.

I love this offense.

[Butter]

Warren is a beast

[Butter]

Originally Posted by TheMugwump

Yeah, I guess I like Pierce now too.

But Michael Pittman Jr. is STILL a beast!

Yes, 2 things can be true at once.

[Butter]

We should leave Badger in Berlin. Straight to Auschwitz.

[Brylok]

Need to draft a kicker.