10-03-2017, 05:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoBigBlue88
I want to live in a world where conversations go/went like this:
IRSAY: Give Chuck a chance.
BALLARD: Ok. Chuck, start whoever you want to open the season. You know this team better than me.
PAGANO: Great! I'll put TJ Green at CB and start Scott Tolzien at QB. Also, this Malik Hooker kid, I'll just play him a few snaps.
BALLARD: ...Get the fuck out of here, right now, fucking leave "Security, we need armed escort of the premises right now, we have a madman on the loose"...
[goes to the bathroom and changes his soiled clothing]
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What it should have been instead...
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