1 - Sept. 11 @ Houston Texans- L. We should win, but we always lose game 1.
2 - Sept. 18 @ Jacksonville Jaguars- L. Again, we should win but we always lose at the Jagoffs.
3 - Sept. 25 Kansas City Chiefs- W. I think the Chiefs will take a step back this year.
4 - Oct. 2 Tennessee Titans- W. As long as Ryan doesn't channel his inner Wentz and throw any left handed pick 6s we win.
5 - Oct. 6 @ Denver Broncos- L. Tough road game on a short week.
6 - Oct. 16 Jacksonville Jaguars- W. At least he had better

7 - Oct. 23 @ Tennessee Titans- L. We're not quite ready to put a stranglehold on the division.
8 - Oct. 30 Washington Commanders- W. As long as our CBs don't drop too many Wentz Ints we'll win this one easy.
9 - Nov. 6 @ New England Patriots- L. We're not quite ready to win @ the Cheats.
10 - Nov. 13 @ Las Vegas Raiders- W. McDickface will have the Raiders all kinds of screwed up by the time we play them.
11 - Nov. 20 Philadelphia Eagles- W. We take care of business at home......
12 - Nov. 28 Pittsburgh Steelers- W ....against both Penn teams.
13 - Dec. 4 @ Dallas Cowboys- L. We always suck at Dallas.
14 - BYE WEEK
15 - Dec. 17/18 @ Minnesota Vikings- W. We always play well against Minny.
16 - Dec. 26 Los Angeles Chargers - W. We win this one in a bit of a shootout as we're able to pull ahead when Staley decides to try and one up Frank by going for it on 4th and 15 from his own 5.
17 - Jan. 1 @ New York Giants- W. NYG will be turrible this year.
18 - Jan. 7/8 Houston Texans- W. Easy win at home to clinch a playoff spot.
So that puts us at 11-6.