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It's moving ....... it's moving ...... IT'S ALIVE !!!





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When Anthony Richardson went down with a hip injury in the 2nd quarter, there were some speculation that the 2024 Colts might be DOA ...... but then an EMT named Joe Flacco fellow came along, and gave the patient mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

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That....is now an image that I CAN NOT get out of my brain.

Mental Floss! Does anyone have some Mental Floss! Ack!!!!!

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Just when everybody was ready to throw dirt on the grave of the 2024 Colts, their defense came through in a big intra-divisional win against the Titans in Nashville.

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So is a RB that fumbles, can't catch, and can't pass block worth $14 million a yr?

Been really paying close attention to his pass blocking, or lack thereof, when he is in on pass plays, man that shit is a real fucking disgrace. I am so confused by this guy. He is apparently this idiot savant type dude, intellect up there with Luck, but man if you watch this guy, other than having the amazing running lane vision and fantastic feet, the guy is not a very good football player.

We've all seen the QB that just can't process- the defense confuses him and he constantly makes bad reads- that is JT in the blocking game. He just can't process where his block assignment is and he will at times just stand still not recognizing the assignment. Really fucked up to watch and I completely understand why they take him off the field in obvious passing downs.

Yet we paid him?

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The Colts' barely beat the Jets today, which barely keeps their playoff hopes alive ...... this team is doing just enough to keep the fans from throwing the towel in on the season.

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(2 WEEKS LATER)


The Colts' barely beat the Patriots today, which barely keeps their playoff hopes alive.

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Thank God for Julien.

Did you know that Mel Brooks rented the original laboratory equipment from "Frankenstein" for "Young Frankenstein"?
Bless you, Gene.

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(3 MONTHS LATER)


I am no longer reserving judgement on the 2024 Colts ...... they are now officially buried with a record of 6-8 after 14 games.

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Pittman, got paid, playing like garbage.

JT, got paid, playing like garbage.

MOC, got paid, he's JAG, probably done with the team.

Smith, can't stay on the field, probably done with the team.

Kelly, can't stay on the field, probably done with the team.

AD Mitchell couldn't catch a cold.

Backup TE's belong in the CFL.

Backup RB's belong in the CFL.

QB couldn't hit the broadside of a barn.

This is the offense that Ballard has built and cultivated.

We should have taken Baker Mayfield when he was available and wanting to go to the Colts. Yeah, hindsight...

I would like to have Baker right now. But he would just get yanked in to the sucktivity that is the Colts.

Spot on.

Losing breeds losing.

“Losing is a disease. … as contagious as polio.
Losing is a disease. … as contagious as syphilis.
Losing is a disease. … as contagious as bubonic plague.
Attacking one. … but infecting all. But curable.”

From one of the best sports movies ever, IMO. - The Natural.

Plus that would have been the '22 season if we had traded for him. His mobility probably would have helped some, but he still would have gotten killed w/ our shit show OL that year.