***the official divisional round playoff thread without the cheating MFers playing***

[Puck]

Niners look good to start

[Puck]

drink a shot every time collinsworthless mentions Tom the Cheater

[Spike]

drink a shot every time collinsworthless mentions Tom the Cheater

No way, I will die of alcohol poisoning.

[Spike]

Witherspoon really sucks.

[Puck]

much better game than I expected

[Luck4Reich]

Brady is sitting at home listening to the Village People while crying in his Wine Cooler in his Cheetah print pajamas.

[Luck4Reich]

drink a shot every time collinsworthless mentions Tom the Cheater

No way, I will die of alcohol poisoning.

So we need Collinsworth to to this:cool:

[Spike]

So we need Collinsworth to to this:cool:

No, but he doesn't help.

[Puck]

So we need Collinsworth to to this:cool:

Of course not..... lets not kill ourselves.... lets just take a shot after every play instead . I was worried about running out of bourbon with the other plan anyway

[Puck]

Hank Basket playing for the Vikes now? WOW . they are SCREEEWED now

[Racehorse]

Why did SF call a time out?

[Luck4Reich]

I meant for Collinsworth to die from alcohol poisoning... guess that is kinda a cruel thought.

[Puck]

I meant for Collinsworth to die from alcohol poisoning... guess that is kinda a cruel thought.

not really

[Puck]

Man I want the 9ers Dline..... Hell I'd rather have that and keep JB than rely on a mid round rookie and a below average dline to win anything. Or build the trenches and get a QB next yr. Maybe a FA pops up.

Come on Ballard . Do something!!!

[JAFF]

Brady is sitting at home listening to the Village People while crying in his Wine Cooler in his Cheetah print pajamas.

Whats wrong with cheetah print pajamas?

[omahacolt]

C- on the title

[albany ed]

AFC South lookin' good!

[Brylok]

Tannehill is wayyy better than Brisket

[HoosierinFL]

What’d I say last week. The fix is in, Titans will win it all.

[Puck]

What’d I say last week. The fix is in, Titans will win it all.


I think this is KCs yr Reid can win in with the cheaters not in the picture


But you could be right. I figure that the cheats have been illegally taping opponents and listening in on their locker rooms for yrs, theres no reason not to believe that they have been taping Roger snorting coke off of hooker bellies too

[Puck]

WTF is going on with the Ravens?

[apballin]

WTF is going on with the Ravens?

2 things rust and too much hype

[Racehorse]

WTF is going on with the Ravens?

Jackson seems to be pressing a bit.

[Butter]

Fuck Baltimore.

[WaynesWorld87]

Ryan Tannehill is 14/26 for 151 yards in 7 quarters this postseason, and his team is currently leading 21-6 in late in the 3rd quarter in the divisional round.

[Puck]

WOW . this is crazy . Blow out

[Puck]

Ryan Tannehill is 14/26 for 151 yards in 7 quarters this postseason, and his team is currently leading 21-6 in late in the 3rd quarter in the divisional round.

The thing he has over JB is that he actually can make plays in the passing game. And Henry is WAAAAY better than Mack

D playing great too...... Give me Dline defense in the draft next yr

[WaynesWorld87]

This is crazy. The Ravens were driving, deep in Titans territory down 14-6. They go for it on 4th and 1 for the second time tonight, and for the second time they are stuffed for a loss and turn it over on downs. A few minutes later, what looked like was going to be a 14-9 or 14-13 game is a 28-6 blowout.

[WaynesWorld87]

The thing he has over JB is that he actually can make plays in the passing game. And Henry is WAAAAY better than Mack

D playing great too...... Give me Dline defense in the draft next yr
No disagreement from me. Tannehill would be an upgrade over Brissett. And yeah, they Titans have the best running back in the NFL.

And as I'm typing this, Lamar Jackson throws a pick in Tennessee territory and, on the Titans very first play of the ensuing possession, Henry rips off a 23 yard run.

[JAFF]

The thing he has over JB is that he actually can make plays in the passing game. And Henry is WAAAAY better than Mack

D playing great too...... Give me Dline defense in the draft next yr

Former Heisman winner

[WaynesWorld87]

This Titans playoff run didn't start off with one of the most miraculous, ridiculous plays in NFL history. However, it's shaping up to have some similar mojo to their 2000 playoff run when they damn near won the whole thing as a 4-seed.

[Butter]

Fuck the Titans. Glad they beat the Ravens and the cheats, but still fuck them.

[Puck]

Damn Henry is a big guy

[Voosh]

Titans could quite possibly ride Henry into the Super Bowl. They're one of those teams that define "getting hot at the right time". It would be crazy if the Texans beat KC tomorrow and there was a AFC South showdown in the AFC championship game.

[Colt Classic]

Nice to see a hype train get derailed in the playoffs. That juke nonsense on the stuffed 4th & short was the highlight.

[albany ed]

Nice to see a hype train get derailed in the playoffs. That juke nonsense on the stuffed 4th & short was the highlight.

Jackson's career is starting off like Peyton Manning's. Great in the regular season and shitty for his first few playoff starts. It's what happens when one player elevates a team to be much more than they would be without him.

[Pez]

Jackson's career is starting off like Peyton Manning's. Great in the regular season and shitty for his first few playoff starts. It's what happens when one player elevates a team to be much more than they would be without him.He hadn't played in three weeks, I think it was a mistake to rest him vs the Steelers in week 17. The ravens are going to be a good team for a long time, I'm looking forward to seeing it. Props to the tacks, henry is unstoppable and I like the team style of football. I think we need to have marvin harrison spike a ball into vrabels face once a week, but titans are my sb winner pick.

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[Chromeburn]

Titans could quite possibly ride Henry into the Super Bowl. They're one of those teams that define "getting hot at the right time". It would be crazy if the Texans beat KC tomorrow and there was a AFC South showdown in the AFC championship game.

I thought the AFC South would be good. Didn’t know they were this good.

[smitty46953]

Titans could quite possibly ride Henry into the Super Bowl. They're one of those teams that define "getting hot at the right time". It would be crazy if the Texans beat KC tomorrow and there was a AFC South showdown in the AFC championship game.

I wouldn't mind that at all :cool:

[Puck]

I like Andy Reid . Hope he gets his this yr

Go Chiefs

[Pez]

I like Andy Reid . Hope he gets his this yr



Go ChiefsI like Andy Reid too, but I want to see a houston vs tennis afc championship

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[Puck]

I like Andy Reid too, but I want to see a houston vs tennis afc championship

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2 former cheater coaches though. Probably still cheating

[Puck]

I say Chiefs 38-34

[Racehorse]

How much does it hurt their draft status if they both win? Maybe two or three spots? More if they make the SB?

[JAFF]

Fuck the Titans. Glad they beat the Ravens and the cheats, but still fuck them.

It was a patriot game. What did the titans do?

They didnt make a mistake on offense
They didnt allow jackson to get outside on runs
The made jakson throw to the sidelines, not his strength
They got some turnovers
They had a trick play down inside the 10 yard line.

Give vrable some credit. Hes maximized his best offense weapon and allowed his QB to think and distribute the ball. The way the run play action is what the colts should play it

[Racehorse]

Texans up 7-0

[Spike]

Well, the Texans up 7-0 on a beautiful throw from Watson.

[apballin]

It’s early Bye week hurting the Chiefs but I still say they comeback and win

[Racehorse]

Texans up 7-0

Make that 14-0

[Spike]

Kelce pulls an Ebron and it costs the Chiefs. Blocked punt for another Texans TD. 14-0 now. AFC South looking pretty damn good, unfortunately, the Colts aren't involved.

[Racehorse]

It’s early Bye week hurting the Chiefs but I still say they comeback and win
That task just got harder

[albany ed]

AFC South! I guess it's the best Division in the AFC

[Puck]

so far the Andy Reid playoff chokefest continues .

[WaynesWorld87]

Awesome. In what was supposed to be a season for us of high expectations (12-ish wins and a deep playoff run) before Luck's unexpected retirement, is going to end in two of our division rivals facing off with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line.


Fan-fucking-tastic.

[Puck]

awesome. In what was supposed to be a season for us of high expectations (12-ish wins and a deep playoff run) before luck's unexpected retirement, is going to end in two of our division rivals facing off with a trip to the super bowl on the line.


Fan-fucking-tastic.

do something ballard!!!

[Puck]

So Mahomes is looking at a possible 40 mil a yr contract???


Good thing is that we have cap space for the future in case we ever get to that situation

[Spike]

Chiefs keep dropping passes that would have resulted in 1st downs. Mahomes has looked good though. He throws a damn good ball with touch, something JB knows nothing about.

[Spike]

Damn, Hill with a fumbled punt recovered by the Texans.

[WaynesWorld87]

This is comical. Andy Reid gambles by putting Tyreek Hill back for the punt return. Hill muffs the punt return at his own 5 and the Texans recover.

It's about to be 17-0 or 21-0. Wow.

[Racehorse]

21-0

[Puck]

WOW I figured they would run the ball on the Chefs

Can't imagine a worse start for KC . but its early... it could get worse

[Spike]

21-0 Texans. AFC South is imposing its will this weekend.

[Big Smooth]

Andy Reid and John Harbaugh have a lot to answer for. Both teams just flat out unprepared.

[WaynesWorld87]

Sweet.

Titans vs. Texans AFC Championship Game. It's actually going to happen.

[Racehorse]

so far the Andy Reid playoff chokefest continues .

Hard to pin it on him.

[Puck]

Hard to pin it on him.

It is an every yr thing.... He is the constant

[Puck]

wow

[Racehorse]

It is an every yr thing.... He is the constant

Maybe, but his guys are not executing. And last year, they were so close, but the coin fell the wrong way. Who knows if the Cheats cheated on the coin flip.

[Puck]

Maybe, but his guys are not executing. And last year, they were so close, but the coin fell the wrong way. Who knows if the Cheats cheated on the coin flip.

Not just here . Philly too

[Spike]

Chiefs just keep dropping passes. Chief fans are booing the shit out of them.

Now Hill might be hurt.

[Big Smooth]

Awesome. In what was supposed to be a season for us of high expectations (12-ish wins and a deep playoff run) before Luck's unexpected retirement, is going to end in two of our division rivals facing off with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line.


Fan-fucking-tastic.

Fuck Andrew Luck

[Spike]

Chiefs defense sucks.

[Puck]

Chiefs defense sucks.

yep killing me in FanDual

[Racehorse]

24-0

[Puck]

Bout frickin time . I was about ready to watch a movie.... or switch to bourbon...

[Puck]

Texans were stupid on the fake punt .

[WaynesWorld87]

Bill O'Brien is a dumbass. Up 24-7, on the road, and run a fake punt on 4th and 4 in your own territory.

Several plays later the Chiefs score a TD to make it 24-14.

[Puck]

nw its getting good... Lite day tomorrow . I still may switch to bourbon

[Puck]

Bill O'Brien is a dumbass. Up 24-7, on the road, and run a fake punt on 4th and 4 in your own territory.

Several plays later the Chiefs score a TD to make it 24-14.

His call or the ST coach?

[Puck]

FUCK yea!!!

[JAFF]

nw its getting good... Lite day tomorrow . I still may switch to bourbon

You should have started with bourbon

[Racehorse]

We have us a ballgame now

[WaynesWorld87]

This game has been fucking nuts. Both teams fucking up left and right.

The Texans once 24-0 lead is now 24-21 and there's still 6+ minutes until halftime.

[JAFF]

Now its a ball game

[Big Smooth]

Streams are getting blown up left and right anyone have a solid one?

[Puck]

You should have started with bourbon

wasn't gonna bring it up but every time I mention bourbon...

[Puck]

Streams are getting blown up left and right anyone have a solid one?

yep...... been telling you all about it all season

[Puck]

Bill Obrien should be fired for this undisciplined BS

[Puck]

Must be thinking of someone else.

Nope posted it to everyone. Have to pay for it, but you get every game and 3000+ channels . 10.00 a month or 90 a yr

[Big Smooth]

yep...... been telling you all about it all season

Very helpful Pucklefutz

[Big Smooth]

Nope posted it to everyone. Have to pay for it, but you get every game and 3000+ channels . 10.00 a month or 90 a yr

Hmmmm, not too bad.

[Puck]

Hmmmm, not too bad.

sent you a PM . he can add you today

[Big Smooth]

sent you a PM . he can add you today

Ty

[Racehorse]

Holy collapse, Batman! The Texican'ts are in for it

[Racehorse]

You should have started with bourbon

Texican'ts must be drinking something

[Puck]

Holy collapse, Batman! The Texican'ts are in for it

I love seeing a pats coach get outsmarted . HAHAHAHA

[Puck]

hope texans score . this would make for a better 2nd half

[Racehorse]

Care Bear missed

[Puck]

I say Chiefs 38-34

Change of plan now.....

52-41 chiefs

[Spike]

I love seeing a pats coach get outsmarted . HAHAHAHA

Most all patsies coaches get outsmarted. They really haven't learned to cheat quite as well as BB.

[Colts And Orioles]

Sweet.

Titans vs. Texans AFC Championship Game. It's actually going to happen.




o


That might happen ........ but it's not necessarily the sure thing that you presumed that it would be when you made that post.


o

[Colts And Orioles]

o


That offense that just exploded for 24 points in the 2nd quarter ??? The Colts actually beat that team earlier this season, on their home-field in Kansas City.

Shit happens (both good and bad.)

o

[WaynesWorld87]

o


That might happen ........ but it's not necessarily the sure thing that you presumed that it would be when you made that post.


o
To be fair, how often does a team come back from down 24-0? In the playoffs or regular season? It almost never happens.

But yeah, what a turnaround. That's 34 unanswered for the Chiefs. This is pretty crazy.

[Spike]

Fucking kickers.

[JAFF]

wasn't gonna bring it up but every time I mention bourbon...

You should drink some

[Racehorse]

What was Watson doing on third down there?

[Puck]

You should drink some

dont threaten me with a good time

[kitekrazy]

Wow what's with the Titans? Are they going to be like the Colts and implode in the championship. I don't watch the NFL anymore to see how good teams are other than their record.

AFC isn't the sissy division anymore?

[apballin]

o


That might happen ........ but it's not necessarily the sure thing that you presumed that it would be when you made that post.


o

That shit ain’t happening O brien is looking like Belichick when he knew he couldn’t stop manning

[WaynesWorld87]

41 unanswered for the Chiefs after falling behind 24-0. This is remarkable.

[Colts And Orioles]

To be fair, how often does a team come back from down 24-0? In the playoffs or regular season? It almost never happens.

But yeah, what a turnaround. That's 34 unanswered for the Chiefs. This is pretty crazy.




o


I wasn't giving you a hard time. Sorry if it came across that way.

While we're on the subject of improbable post-season comebacks ........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epo5HLjGdE

o

[Colts And Orioles]

o


That offense that just exploded for 24 points in the 2nd quarter ??? The Colts actually beat that team earlier this season, on their home-field in Kansas City.

Shit happens (both good and bad.)

o





That shit ain’t happening ........ O'Brien is looking like Belichick when he knew that he couldn’t stop Manning.




o


The shit that I was alluding to was the plight of the 2019 Colts ........ the good shit was that they beat one of the best teams in the NFL who have one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL when almost everybody thought that they would lose by at least 17 points. The bad shit was that that same Colts team which came out of the gate with that huge win and a 5-2 record in their first 7 games then proceeded to lose 5 out of their next 6 to drop to 6-8 overall to kill their chances for a playoff berth.

o

[JAFF]

dont threaten me with a good time

Lol, how about some buffalo trace? Whoops thats too much of a good time

[apballin]

o


The shit that I was alluding to was the plight of the 2019 Colts ........ the good shit was that they beat one of the best teams in the NFL who have one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL when almost everybody thought that they would lose by at least 17 points. The bad shit was that that same Colts team which came out of the gate with that huge win and a 5-2 record in their first 7 games then proceeded to lose 5 out of their next 6 to drop to 6-8 overall to kill their chances for a playoff berth.

o

Yep and Ballard said they starting reading the headlines and got the bighead after that win

[Puck]

Lol, how about some buffalo trace? Whoops thats too much of a good time

I like that.... don't think we have any left though

[Dewey 5]

Not going to lie. I enjoyed watching the Texicans shit the bed.

[Puck]

I don't usually care about the SB halftime show but WTF???? That is a terrible lineup .

[Racehorse]

GB making Seattle look weak.

[Puck]

GB making Seattle look weak.

Because they are they have a horrible HC . BTW I hope he chokes on his gum

[JAFF]

I like that.... don't think we have any left though

Four Roses Small Batch might help

[Puck]

Four Roses Small Batch might help

Never had that.... Wife is the bourbon drinker more than I am. She likes Bulleit the best.

[JAFF]

Never had that.... Wife is the bourbon drinker more than I am. She likes Bulleit the best.

Give 4 roses small batch or single barrel. Excellent price and she will love it. Better than woodford. You might just get lucky

[Chromeburn]

Never had that.... Wife is the bourbon drinker more than I am. She likes Bulleit the best.

Love me some Bulleit Rye

[Puck]

I love it when Pete the cheat loses

[Colts And Orioles]

o


By the way, that Chiefs-Texans game was a game in which both franchises (at different times) had the same name.

In 1962, the Dallas Texans won the AFL Championship ........ but because of the likely possibility that they would not be able to compete with the NFL's Dallas Cowboys (unlike a city like New York, Dallas was brand new to the likes of Major Leagues Sports at that time, hence local support was very risky and unpredictable), owner Lamar Hunt moved the franchise to Kansas City the following season and renamed them "the Chiefs."

In fact, they both had the same designs of the state of Texas on their helmets in several "Turn back the Clock" games several years ago ........ here is a picture of the Chiefs/Texans playing the Cowboys in one of those throwback games.




https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/w_720/vvkizks1cmieqrdysbtv.jpg

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[albany ed]

Give 4 roses small batch or single barrel. Excellent price and she will love it. Better than woodford. You might just get lucky

I had that once, EXCELLENT. Now, I drink Blanton's.

[HoosierinFL]

I don't know if I have a single go to bourbon, but Fighting Cock and Elijah Craig are pretty good. Now if I could find me some Weller 12.

[YDFL Commish]

I had that once, EXCELLENT. Now, I drink Blanton's.

Where the fuck do you find Blanton's?

[apballin]

Where the fuck do you find Blanton's?

Mf must go to Kentucky

[JAFF]

I had that once, EXCELLENT. Now, I drink Blanton's.

IF you can find Blanton's. 4 roses single barrel will be $20 less than Blantons at a minimum and you will not be disapointed with it.

[JAFF]

Mf must go to Kentucky

It's hard to find there. They made it the drink of the Kentucky Derby and it's been hard to find ever since.

At $50 it was a bit of stretch to buy, but once it got to 65-70, I just can't do

[albany ed]

Where the fuck do you find Blanton's?

My wife works at a Liquor store here in NY and the store gets 6 bottles every 3 months by allocation, she always gets me one of those on each shipment. At her discounted price.