Happy New Year, fags!

[Racehorse]

Don't do anything stupid tonight

[Colts And Orioles]

Don't do anything stupid tonight.



o

Asking me not to do anything stupid is kind of like asking the world to stop rotating on its axis.

The good news is that I never drink alcoholic beverages, so I (obviously) never drink and drive.

o

[FatDT]

I'm not driving. But I'm pretty drunk. Fuck you guys. Happy new year.

[omahacolt]

Happy New Years


Hope you all enjoy 2019 like Tom Brady enjoys making out with his kid.

[Indiana V2]

Happy New Year!

[rcubed]

Happy new year fucktards!

[Spike]

Happy New Years Freaks. At least a few of us made it through New Years Eve.

[DrSpaceman]

In the paraphrased words of Frank from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia :

Happy New Year, Bitches!!!

Lets make the Texans our bitches and send them home for the New year Saturday

[1965southpaw]

Happy New Years, Freaks, from somewhere outside of Pittsburgh!!! After 2 weeks in Indy it's time to get back to Jersey. May we all enjoy a fantastic playoff run This new year!

[NextManUp]

Happy New Year! Sorry I’m late. I fell in the canal and couldn’t get out.