***The official Colts run for the playoffs vs the Jerry Jones shit show game thread**

[Brylok]

Here come the flags again...

[Dewey 5]

Ratbirds up 17-12 on TB. I think we are gong to need SD to help us the last week of the season. Ratbirds have the improving Browns next week but they should win that game.

[Colts And Orioles]

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The Cowboys have only had 4 possessions in this game, and we're almost into the 4th quarter.


There were a couple of games earlier this season in which I thought that the Colts' defense played better than what the scoreboard reflected ........ today, it's the opposite. Today, the scoreboard has been a little kinder to the Colts' defense in comparison to how well they have actually played.

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[Racehorse]

Shutting out the Cowgirls would be a nice early Christmas present.

Maybe Dak throws a pick so Bayless can see it, too. That would be the icing on the cake.

[RCAChainGang]

No, if Pitt wins out and ravens lose one, Pitt wins the north and we get the 6 seed as long as we win out

I think the Ravens end up getting the division. The Steeler have to play the pats and the saints

[Racehorse]

No, if Pitt wins out and ravens lose one, Pitt wins the north and we get the 6 seed as long as we win out

If Pitt loses one, and we win out, doesn't this give us the last spot?

[Luck4Reich]

Maybe Dak throws a pick so Bayless can see it, too. That would be the icing on the cake.

I’m sure he will get his excuses ready.

[Luck4Reich]

Flag for what? Garbage

[Brylok]

Refs cooking for Dallas again

[WaynesWorld87]

That's a fucking defensive hold, but what happened to TY in the 2nd quarter wasn't anything?

Fuck you refs. They're going to do their damndest to make sure the Cowboys have a chance to get back in this one.

[Spike]

How the hell is that a holding call on Wilson. Fucking refs are garbage

[Puck]

No, if Pitt wins out and ravens lose one, Pitt wins the north and we get the 6 seed as long as we win out

If Pitt loses and the ravens win the Ravens lead their division and the Steelers fall behind us for the 6 seed

[Racehorse]

If Pitt loses and the ravens win the Ravens lead their division and the Steelers fall behind us for the 6 seed

You mean "when"

[TheMugwump]

If Pitt loses one, and we win out, doesn't this give us the last spot?

Yes.

Pitt would be 9-5-1
Indy would be 10-6

[Luck4Reich]

Holding on Cowgirls!!!!!

[Dewey 5]

3rd down refs help the cowboys again

[Chromeburn]

Maybe Dak throws a pick so Bayless can see it, too. That would be the icing on the cake.

Check out his twitter feed, he is a cowboys homer

[Luck4Reich]

Fouls on both teams? Gtfo

[Spike]

Refs keeping the Cowgirls in the game.

[Luck4Reich]

Stopped them... fuck you refs... geeezus quit helping them!

[Dewey 5]

Need another 4th down stop

[Colts And Orioles]

If Pitt loses and the Ravens win, the Ravens lead their division and the Steelers fall behind us for the 6 seed.



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Thank you.


If the Colts go 3-0 and finish at 10-6, they will need ........


A) ) One loss by the Ravens

B) ) One loss by the Steelers.

C) ) Two losses by the Texans (Division Title)

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[TheMugwump]

Check out his twitter feed, he is a cowboys homer

Why would someone voluntarily look at that trash?

[Brylok]

Refs keeping the Cowgirls in the game.

In Brazil, referees have been literally torn limb from limb by irate fans. I'm not advocating that, obviously, but I understand it

[RCAChainGang]

If Pitt loses one, and we win out, doesn't this give us the last spot?

Yes it does. A t the end of the day a loss to the Ravens and Steelers helps us. You should cheer for both :)

[HoosierinFL]

If Pitt loses and the ravens win the Ravens lead their division and the Steelers fall behind us for the 6 seed


Yea, as I said there are other scenarios but us winning out and ravens losing one is the simplest path for us to the playoffs. If that happens it doesn’t matter what Pitt does.

[Colt Classic]

LEONARD!!! woohoo

[Dewey 5]

And no flags!

[Luck4Reich]

Leonard!!!! Fuck you Vander dick

[Racehorse]

Call me a pollyanna if you want, but this team looks like a contender the past month and a half, except the Jags game

[Spike]

Nice fucking stop by the rookie and maybe defensive player of the year Leonard. What a great fucking pick by Ballard.

[Thorgrim]

What a beast.

[TheMugwump]

Great play by Leonard there.

Of course, VanderDeusch would have intercepted it because he's 6'4"

[Brylok]

Leonard!!!! Fuck you Vander dick

That dude has made 1 play today and Leonard has made a bunch

[Racehorse]

LEONARD!!! woohoo

Would have been nice if he had picked it. He has two PDs today, or more

[Dewey 5]

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Thank you.


If the Colts go 3-0 and finish at 10-6, they will need ........


A) ) One loss by the Ravens

B) ) One loss by the Steelers.

C) ) Two losses by the Texans (Division Title)

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Just so I'm clear IF the Colts win out & lets say the Cheats beat Pit, we are in, correct?

[Chromeburn]

Darius Leonard DRoY just put his name over Vander Esch

[Racehorse]

Is that lady crying when she is slobbering on the Girls?

[RCAChainGang]

Pam Oliver is a weird talker.

[Luck4Reich]

Haha. Vander douche

[Colt Classic]

Esch has to ham it up on an obvious dead ball by running it all the way to the end zone.

[Racehorse]

Just so I'm clear IF the Colts win out & lets say the Cheats beat Pit, we are in, correct?

That's how I see it.

[Puck]

Yes.

Pitt would be 9-5-1
Indy would be 10-6

Steelers are likely to be 8-7-1 on the season

They have the Cheats and the saints and finish with the Bengals. I don’t think they even make the playiffs

[Luck4Reich]

Mack!

[Brylok]

Is that lady crying when she is slobbering on the Girls?

She sounded sick or like a pet died or something

[Spike]

Offensive Line is awesome today. So is Mack.

[Luck4Reich]

How fucking nice is it to have a line that can cram it right down their throats?

[Spike]

Nice having Kelly back.

[Luck4Reich]

Shut these fuckers out!

[NextManUp]

Just so I'm clear IF the Colts win out & lets say the Cheats beat Pit, we are in, correct?

Has a 1-5 team ever made the playoffs?

[Spike]

No TD's for Luck today, but he is playing a damn good game.

[Luck4Reich]

Has a 1-5 team ever made the playoffs?

Yes... Chiefs under Andy Reid

[Colt Classic]

Has a 1-5 team ever made the playoffs?

C & O remembers the 1970 Bengals winning the AFC Central after starting 1-5.

[Luck4Reich]

All this and our Tight Ends have been invisible

[Brylok]

PI on Heath

[Luck4Reich]

Went our way that time and it should have.. fuckers

[Colt Classic]

That penalty is just covering their tracks for the failed fix of this sham.

[Spike]

Refs making up for some previous shitty calls.

[Racehorse]

We need to take 9 minutes to run this thing in. LOL

[Chromeburn]

All this and our Tight Ends have been invisible

They hav done a good job on them

[AlwaysSunnyinIndy]

Has a 1-5 team ever made the playoffs?

At least twice:

1970 Bengals
2015 Chiefs

Edit - other people typed faster.

[Luck4Reich]

They hav done a good job on them

Which is great seeing that we have other options. Makes our Offense look scary.

[Thorgrim]

Nice win today.

[Racehorse]

All this and our Tight Ends have been invisible

With how the line is making Mack look like Elliott, it does not matter

[Luck4Reich]

With how the line is making Mack look like Elliott, it does not matter

I was pointing out that even though they took them away we have other options. Nice to have.

[Puck]

Michael Irvin didn’t even pick the cow pies to with this one.

[Chromeburn]

Which is great seeing that we have other options. Makes our Offense look scary.

Get another weapon or two, fountain develops, Cain comes back. FA and we should be pretty scary going into the future.

[Brylok]

Nice win today.

Part of me is still holding my breath because of the referees. But I think it's too late now even with obvious shenanigans

[Colt Classic]

At least twice:

1970 Bengals
2015 Chiefs

Edit - other people typed faster.

They showed this fact earlier in the game. Just those two teams.

[Luck4Reich]

Michael Irvin didn’t even pick the cow pies to with this one.

He has done so many lines he probably forgot he played for the Cowboys

[Luck4Reich]

Get an interception

[Luck4Reich]

Refs call holding since they can’t help Cowboys now

[Racehorse]

Get an interception

Leonard or Desir

[TheMugwump]

As mentioned earlier finishing this off with a shutout would be sweet.

[Thorgrim]

Leonard is dpoy in my book.

[Racehorse]

Leonard is dpoy in my book.

He just smashed Elliott for no YAC

[Colt Classic]

To celebrate, I'm wearing my shirt pulled up to my chest cuz I'm cool like Zeke.

[Brylok]

Leonard is dpoy in my book.

He's wayyy better than Vander Esch

[Spike]

Leonard is dpoy in my book.

Yep, and it's not even close.

[Brylok]

To celebrate, I'm wearing my shirt pulled up to my chest cuz I'm cool like Zeke.

But your belly tho...

[Racehorse]

Dallas looking like we did against the Jags a couple weeks ago. Not much luck on 4th down, once when points were there to take.

[Thorgrim]

I want a shutout so badly now.

[Chromeburn]

He's wayyy better than Vander Esch

But the dude is 6'4!

[Luck4Reich]

Skip Bayless is kicking his dog named Dak right about now.

[Blankhorizon]

Yep, and it's not even close.

hmm pretty sure Khalil Mack has a better chance

if you mean DROY then yes

[Thorgrim]

Cowboy tears. Mmmmmmmmm

[Colt Classic]

hmm pretty sure Khalil Mack has a better chance

if you mean DROY then yes

Yup, much more hype there and they're going to win their division.

[Chromeburn]

hmm pretty sure Khalil Mack has a better chance

if you mean DROY then yes

A-A-Ron Donald

[Thorgrim]

Skip Bayless is kicking his dog named Dak right about now.

I’m sure he’s doing something with his dog.

[Luck4Reich]

hmm pretty sure Khalil Mack has a better chance

if you mean DROY then yes

Yes everyone is talking DROY

[Colt Classic]

A-A-Ron Donald

Didn't Mack have a better game when the Bears played the Rams?

[WaynesWorld87]

He just smashed Elliott for no YAC
I know it's one game, but maybe the second most satisfying thing after completely and totally ass fucking the Cowgirls for 60 minutes, is the fact that Leonard definitely, without a doubt, made a bigger statement/impact in the "Defensive ROY" battle.

I was getting tired of hearing about Vadner Esch. He's damn good. I just get tired of all things Cowboys. Fucking hate 'em...almost as much as the Pats.

[Racehorse]

Quincy Carter. A name I had forgotten

[TheMugwump]

A-A-Ron Donald

This.

By a landslide.

[Racehorse]

I know it's one game, but maybe the second most satisfying thing after completely and totally ass fucking the Cowgirls for 60 minutes, is the fact that Leonard definitely, without a doubt, made a bigger statement/impact in the "Defensive ROY" battle.

I was getting tired of hearing about Vadner Esch. He's damn good. I just get tired of all things Cowboys. Fucking hate 'em...almost as much as the Pats.

but just almost.

[Hoopsdoc]

Damnit Mack.

[Luck4Reich]

Damn! There goes shutout lol

[Racehorse]

Damn! There goes shutout lol

Nah, Dak will throw it back to us

[Chromeburn]

https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Nashh/status/1074404955417665536/photo/1

Just lol

[Thorgrim]

Damn! There goes shutout lol

Not so fast. Let’s get that int.

[Luck4Reich]

Love me some Autry... that boy has been killing it!

[Spike]

Autry with another sack.

[Chromeburn]

Didn't Mack have a better game when the Bears played the Rams?

Maybe, don't remember. Mack has been good but I believe Donald leads the league in sacks from DT. That's outstanding.

[Colt Classic]

Nah, Dak will throw it back to us

Got 'em. Ooh and good for O-dumb as we were calling him not long ago for his errors.

[Brylok]

Nah, Dak will throw it back to us

Wizard!

[Luck4Reich]

There is that interception. Good call Racehorse

[Hoopsdoc]

Nah, Dak will throw it back to us

Very nice.

[Spike]

LOL, Skip Bayless's boy throws a pick.

[Racehorse]

Odum finally made a play that helped us.

[Thorgrim]

That play may very well may be Odom’s career highlight reel.

[Colts And Orioles]

Damn! There goes shutout lol










Not so fast. Let’s get that INT.




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This is the 2nd time this year in which Thorgrim has played Nostradamus.

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[Colts And Orioles]

Nah, Dak will throw it back to us.



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Good call.

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[Thorgrim]

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This is the 2nd time this year in which Thorgrim has played Nostradamus.

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Horse called that too.

[Racehorse]

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This is the 2nd time this year in which Thorgrim has played Nostradamus.

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Bayless played a Nostradumbass this week

[Racehorse]

Horse called that too.

Whatever happened to Horse?

[Thorgrim]

Oh hell yeah.

[Spike]

Mack with a hell of a day.

[Luck4Reich]

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This is the 2nd time this year in which Thorgrim has played Nostradamus.

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Racehorse actually called it first

[Thorgrim]

Whatever happened to Horse?

Wow I don’t know. Wish Rev would come back.

[Brylok]

Bayless played a Nostradumbass this week
He's made a career out of it

[Racehorse]

Wow I don’t know. Wish Rev would come back.

May 2, 2017 was his last post. Rev was further back than that.

[Brylok]

Wow I don’t know. Wish Rev would come back.

da coats!

[Racehorse]

Eli getting shut out today, too. Man, that division has to be the worst in the league

[Luck4Reich]

So Steelers losing is better? I hate them too

[Luck4Reich]

Colts are becoming the Streak killers

[Spike]

Wow. Never saw a Colts shutout against the Cowboys coming.

[Racehorse]

Difference today is that Dallas could move the ball at times, but they could not really exploit our defense, while our offense was able to find every weakness in the Dallas defense.

[Brylok]

Wow. Never saw a Colts shutout against the Cowboys coming.

Against the Cowboys and the officials

[Thorgrim]

Difference today is that Dallas could move the ball at times, but they could not really exploit our defense, while our offense was able to find every weakness in the Dallas defense.

Coaching?

[Brylok]

Difference today is that Dallas could move the ball at times, but they could not really exploit our defense, while our offense was able to find every weakness in the Dallas defense.

Zeke and Cooper are all they got

[Thorgrim]

da coats!

He could deliver one hell of a sermon!

[Dam8610]

Keep calling Marlon Mack the most overrated Colt ever, Puck. Seriously. He seems to have career high games when you do.

[Colts And Orioles]

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In 2 consecutive game, the Colts beat 2 Texas teams, and both times prevented those teams from winning the division.

A loss by the Colts in either game would have given the Texans the AFC South, and a loss today would have given the Cowboys the NFC East.

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[Puck]

Keep calling Marlon Mack the most overrated Colt ever, Puck. Seriously. He seems to have career high games when you do.

Here we go again. Most over rated and most inconsistent Colts ever

[JAFF]

Holy s**t they shutout the Boys

[Puck]

Whatever happened to Horse?

Pretty sure he was a Peyton fan not a colts fan. Once PM left we lost a few. There was a couple of chics on here too. They were Manning fans one was 18to88 or whatever. I can’t remember the other non penis fan that was on here besides Dam

[DrSpaceman]

Fuck the Cowboys.

Colts are a 1/2 yard shy or a few FGs shy of an 8 game winning streak and just gave Houston and Dallas beatdowns in consecutive weeks.

Its going to suck if this team misses the playoffs.

If we make the playoffs though, I hope its against SD. Would love to crush them after all the shitty playoff games and games in general against them over the years.

[dwilli57]

So glad that little pissant McDickhead stayed in NE.

[Dam8610]

Fuck the Cowboys.

Colts are a 1/2 yard shy or a few FGs shy of an 8 game winning streak and just gave Houston and Dallas beatdowns in consecutive weeks.

Its going to suck if this team misses the playoffs.

If we make the playoffs though, I hope its against SD. Would love to crush them after all the shitty playoff games and games in general against them over the years.

The Colts will be the 6 seed after Baltimore takes the AFC North lead tonight when the Steelers lose to the Cheats. Then they'll control their own destiny, even after all the dumb bullshit they've done to only be 8-6.

[JAFF]

The Colts will be the 6 seed after Baltimore takes the AFC North lead tonight when the Steelers lose to the Cheats. Then they'll control their own destiny, even after all the dumb bullshit they've done to only be 8-6.


Its hard being you isnt it?

[Big Smooth]

Pretty sure he was a Peyton fan not a colts fan. Once PM left we lost a few. There was a couple of chics on here too. They were Manning fans one was 18to88 or whatever. I can’t remember the other non penis fan that was on here besides Dam

3effin

[Spike]

Zeke and Cooper are all they got

Yep, and Cooper didn't do shit.

[Racehorse]

I am going to feel dirty rooting for the Cheats today

[Johanvil]

Needless to say Baldinger LOVES Nelson.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1074718931120730112

[ChoppedWood]

Needless to say Baldinger LOVES Nelson.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1074718931120730112

Holy damn that was fantastic!!! I'm hungry for some cakes and syrup after that. IHOP needs to get with Baldy ASAP on a campaign- terrific shit!

[Chromeburn]

Needless to say Baldinger LOVES Nelson.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1074718931120730112

Love it.

"Let me go have some breakfast!"