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omahacolt
09-10-2017, 07:50 AM
Let the tolzein era begin

Racehorse
09-10-2017, 09:12 AM
Let the tolzein era begin

Blech!

Go Colts! 24-21, Indy wins!

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 09:32 AM
This feels like one of those weird score, boring ass 16-12 games that someone has to win due to the rules of the sport.

IndyNorm
09-10-2017, 09:32 AM
Time for our annual Clappy McWoodchopper slow start to the season special :cool:

DrSpaceman
09-10-2017, 09:42 AM
I am by no means a Woodchipper defender. He should have been gone two years ago.

But somehow he does seem to do a better job coaching when Luck is not starting.

And against average to below average teams he does OK. It just going up against above average teams he sucks.

That being said I will predict a close colts loss. They will play a boring vanilla offensive gameplan, struggle to score, try to use Gore a lot and likely lost like 20-13 or so.

The D will need to come up with some turnovers and good field position to win these games without Luck

I will be looking at the continued OL changes, how the Hooker, Wilson and the new secondary do and hope Mack gets say 10 carries or so to see how he looks against the first string Ds.

njcoltfan
09-10-2017, 09:50 AM
This feels like one of those weird score, boring ass 16-12 games that someone has to win due to the rules of the sport.

Could end in a 3-3 tie.

Maniac
09-10-2017, 10:16 AM
Let the Marlon Mack era begin

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 10:21 AM
Expecting another fantastic Pagano well prepared/well coached coaching jobs...heavy dose of sarcasm inserted.

VeveJones007
09-10-2017, 11:54 AM
Rams offense is going to look better than Omaha is expecting. They're going to drop 30 on the Colts.

VeveJones007
09-10-2017, 11:57 AM
30-16 Rams

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 12:07 PM
Gonna be a long, ugly, hopeless ass season and it starts today. 31-20 Rams.

I hope they prove me wrong, but they won't.

rcubed
09-10-2017, 12:08 PM
we will lose. 20-13

VeveJones007
09-10-2017, 12:11 PM
Gonna be a long, ugly, hopeless ass season and it starts today. 31-20 Rams.

I hope they prove me wrong, but they won't.

2017 is hopeless, but it could pay dividends with Pagano gone and an elite pass rusher in the 1st round.

I'll be pleasantly surprised if they manage two TDs. Maybe the 2nd will come in mop-up time though.

IndyNorm
09-10-2017, 12:13 PM
I am by no means a Woodchipper defender. He should have been gone two years ago.

But somehow he does seem to do a better job coaching when Luck is not starting.

And against average to below average teams he does OK. It just going up against above average teams he sucks.



I tentatively agree with your first statement. It's like not having Luck there to bail them out makes the coaching staff take of their dumbass hats for the week.

Have to disagree with you on your 2nd statement as witnessed by every opening day game where we played at best an average team (except for Denver in '14) and every time we play the Jagoffs.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 12:18 PM
Let the tolzein era begin

First season opener since 2002 without either Freeney and/or Mathis at defensive end.

IndyNorm
09-10-2017, 12:19 PM
first season opener since 2002 without either freeney and/or mathis at defensive end.

2014.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 12:20 PM
2014.

Aaah, forgot about the Mathis suspension/injury year.

Thorgrim
09-10-2017, 12:40 PM
23-17 colts. Just because Pagano has never felt better about an offensive line and a football team.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 12:42 PM
Here's to hoping Pagano gets fired at halftime.

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 01:22 PM
I just want to see progress. Without Luck I have zero expectations. This season is gonna be rough, but, I can hope for progress in other areas.

YDFL Commish
09-10-2017, 01:37 PM
Pagano is replaced at halftime, down 17-0 by coach Tom Simpson.

The Colts get their stances right, and go on to win a thriller 20-17!

albany ed
09-10-2017, 01:38 PM
24 - 17 Colts

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 01:42 PM
I just hope I still have electricity this afternoon so I can watch the game.

bertjones
09-10-2017, 03:18 PM
What I hate about this season is that I'm sure I'm going to spend most of it
on the couch with some sort of sanguine Ward Cleaver look on my face,
nodding here and there at the action, sipping my beer, nibbling at my
potato chips when what I really want to do is pace up and down the floor,
shout like Sam Kinison at the players and refs, chug a beer, cram down
some wings and maybe smoke a doobie.
Maybe fielding a competitive/winning team isn't healthy for me but I sure do
miss it.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 03:22 PM
Pagano is replaced at halftime, down 17-0 by coach Tom Simpson.

The Colts get their stances right, and go on to win a thriller 20-17!

Where oh where is Tom Simpson ? :cool:

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 03:33 PM
Lamey is interviewing Clappy before the game and the excuses are already starting. "We've got a ton of young guys, they'll make mistakes, we've had some injuries, blah blah blah".

God I hate that asshole so much.

Oldcolt
09-10-2017, 03:41 PM
Of course they will make a ton of mistakes. Look who their coach is

Spike
09-10-2017, 03:44 PM
Lamey is interviewing Clappy before the game and the excuses are already starting. "We've got a ton of young guys, they'll make mistakes, we've had some injuries, blah blah blah".

God I hate that asshole so much.

It will be a glorious day when Pagano is no longer the Colt's head coach.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 03:45 PM
Lamey is interviewing Clappy before the game and the excuses are already starting. "We've got a ton of young guys, they'll make mistakes, we've had some injuries, blah blah blah".

God I hate that asshole so much.

Irsay should've parted ways with Pagano last season. You don't hear Belichick making whiney baby excuses.

ChoppedWood
09-10-2017, 03:50 PM
5 holding penalties, 3 taking away first downs.
3 false starts
2 pass interferences
2 personal fouls
2 Int's
1 LF
2 challenges which are laughed at by the refs- one of which will be to challenge that a Colts TD was really a TD...
missed tackles so voluminous they don't make numbers that high

...in other words, typical Colts football! Chop chop...

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 03:55 PM
5 holding penalties, 3 taking away first downs.
3 false starts
2 pass interferences
2 personal fouls
2 Int's
1 LF
2 challenges which are laughed at by the refs- one of which will be to challenge that a Colts TD was really a TD...
missed tackles so voluminous they don't make numbers that high

...in other words, typical Colts football! Chop chop...

Your number of holding penalties and false starts are a little low, otherwise i agree.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 03:55 PM
TJ Green starting at corner? According to Lamey, he is. That'll be interesting. Mitchel at the other corner.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 03:57 PM
TJ Green starting at corner? According to Lamey, he is. That'll be interesting. Mitchel at the other corner.

Apparently we're sucking for someone this season. Hopefully a new coach.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 03:59 PM
In other games, the Pats lost, Texans lost, and Titans lost. That's what I call a good weekend.

Thorgrim
09-10-2017, 04:04 PM
Gonna need to win the turnover battle. Hoping for Butler to have a nose for the football today.

nate505
09-10-2017, 04:08 PM
Nice of the Colts defense to make Goff look like an all pro.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:08 PM
Nice of the Colts defense to make Goff look like an all pro.

That's what we do.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:10 PM
Held them to a FG, that's a win for our D.

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:11 PM
So our secondary gonna make Goff look like a probowler?

edit: nevermind, I didn't hit refresh, nate beat me to it

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:12 PM
This game not a sell out? Looks empty for their new team. Geez, and that stupid stadium announcer they have.

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:15 PM
What a strong throw. Good job.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:15 PM
Same old, same old...

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:15 PM
good gawd

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:15 PM
fuuuuck, really?

Spike
09-10-2017, 04:16 PM
Beautiful fucking start. 2 runs for nothing and a pick 6. Fuck Tolzien and Pagano. Tired of the same old shit, game after game.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:16 PM
Put in Brisket,he can't do any worse than Tolzien.

nate505
09-10-2017, 04:16 PM
So Tozlien is the best they have eh.

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:16 PM
Gotta love that 2nd down run with two guys pulling from the left side, but no one blocking the left side.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 04:17 PM
Good to see clappy has the boys ready to play.

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:17 PM
Ughhhhhh, same ole. yep

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 04:17 PM
That's the fast start we're used to.

LOL

NextManUp
09-10-2017, 04:17 PM
On the bright side, he is smart and tough as nails.

Oldcolt
09-10-2017, 04:17 PM
Wow. That may have been one of the worst throws I've ever seen. This is close to being unwatchable.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:18 PM
We all saw this coming but Pagano and Irsay thought it was ok to roll with Tolzien

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:19 PM
The sooner Pagano is fired the happier I will be... has he ever had a team ready?

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:20 PM
Has anyone told Tolzien he plays for the Colts?

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:20 PM
This game not a sell out? Looks empty for their new team. Geez, and that stupid stadium announcer they have.

LA does not deserve 1 team let a lone 2 if they can't sell out the very first game of a new team in town, pathetic.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:20 PM
1st down sweet ...gotta clap for something :cool:

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:21 PM
LA does not deserve 1 team let a lone 2 if they can't sell out the very first game of a new team in town, pathetic.

The Chargers can;t even sell out their 30,000 seat soccer stadium.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:21 PM
I actually think this dude is worse than Painter

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:21 PM
You know I think if Clappy actually tried to chop wood, he would cut his dick off.

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:22 PM
Clappy has them right where he wants them..... When practice starts he always tells them they are down 10 to start the game

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:22 PM
The Chargers can;t even sell out their 30,000 seat soccer stadium.

Pathetic

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:23 PM
I actually think this dude is worse than Painter

Let's not say things we can't take back.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:24 PM
Ya know that Doyle guy is alright.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
I think Mack's going to be okay.

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
Wtf??????

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
lmao chucky pee rushes to the line to prevent his own challenge

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
no challenge?

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
Only this farking team would hurry up to NOT challenge a play.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
Let's not say things we can't take back.

I can say whatever the fuck I want on a message board... what the fuck difference does it make? You gonna put me in time out motherfucker? Lol

Spike
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
Marlon Mack is a beast. That should be a TD. Pagano doesn't challenge the play. Fucker should have be fired right now.

Phelanka7
09-10-2017, 04:25 PM
This team is Clown World.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
Mack Attack!

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
So Clappy McWoodchopper challenges calls everyone knows he'll lose, but he doesn't challenge that?

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
Pagano sucks, cost us a touch down and wasted a down on that stupid quick snap

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
Worst coach in nfl history

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:26 PM
Dam. That non challenge is why Pagano needs to be fired. Or was that Grigsons fault?

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Dam thinks that was a brilliant decision by Pagano.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Fire. Chuck. Pagano.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
I can say whatever the fuck I want on a message board... what the fuck difference does it make? You gonna put me in time out motherfucker? Lol

I'm warning you. You better not cross me. You don't know who you're dealing with.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
A beast would have got it in from 1 yard lol..:D

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Hopefully Dam has his Pagano kneepads on.

Maniac
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Dumbest coach in NFL history

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
I'm warning you. You better not cross me. You don't know who you're dealing with.
HahhaaHAHAHAHA

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Who da fuq was he throwing that to?

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 04:27 PM
Dam. That non challenge is why Pagano needs to be fired. Or was that Grigsons fault?


I blame Caldwell.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:28 PM
I'm warning you. You better not cross me. You don't know who you're dealing with.

Yep... a bad mother with a keyboard

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:28 PM
Marlon Mack is a beast. That should be a TD. Pagano doesn't challenge the play. Fucker should have be fired right now.

Not only did he not challenge he RUSHED TO THE LINE to PREVENT a challenge.

What a fucking retard.

nate505
09-10-2017, 04:28 PM
Fucking worthless Pagano. Fucking moron doesn't even know he has the ball and can look at a replay. What a worthless piece of trash for a head coach. He's a total clown show.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:28 PM
Yep... a bad mother with a keyboard

That's what I thought. You made a good call on backing off.

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:29 PM
that's what i thought. You made a good call on backing off.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Colts And Orioles
09-10-2017, 04:29 PM
o


Somebody needs to punch Pagano right in his f***ing face.

Compared to Jim Caldwell and Chuck Pagano, Tony Dungy looks/looked like the greatest coach of all-time.


o

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:29 PM
Announcers can't stop talking about what a dumbass chucky pee is.

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:30 PM
Now the bright spot on offense hates his coach since he cost him a TD. His head won't be in the game for a while.

Spike
09-10-2017, 04:30 PM
Another great example of Pagano being a fucking idiot and costing the Colts points. How do you not challenge that Mack TD? 1st damn game and Pags showing what a dumb ass he continues to be.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:30 PM
:eek:I blame Caldwell.

Caldwell won today ...just sayin :eek:

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:31 PM
o


Somebody needs to punch Pagano right in his f***ing face.

Compared to Jim Caldwell and Chuck Pagano, Tony Dungy looks/looked like the greatest coach of all-time.


o

Tony Dungy was a great coach who's not nearly appreciated enough by Colts fans. The only knock against him is his bigotry made his son kill himself. I'll take him back in a heartbeat.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:31 PM
That's what I thought. You made a good call on backing off.

I just don't take a message board serious my man. Maybe you shouldn't either

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:32 PM
Fucking worthless Pagano. Fucking moron doesn't even know he has the ball and can look at a replay. What a worthless piece of trash for a head coach. He's a total clown show.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. Lol.

bigalbert
09-10-2017, 04:32 PM
Jeez we look slow

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:33 PM
I just don't take a message board serious my man. Maybe you shouldn't either

Wise decision in walking away. Don't start a fight you can't win.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:33 PM
Pagano is very consistent at not having his team ready to play.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:34 PM
Fucking worthless Pagano. Fucking moron doesn't even know he has the ball and can look at a replay. What a worthless piece of trash for a head coach. He's a total clown show.

So you want the Colts keep him correct ? :cool:

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:34 PM
There's literally no reason to let Pagano finish the season. Name Philbin interim HC and blow up the whole staff at the end of the season.

Colts And Orioles
09-10-2017, 04:34 PM
I'm warning you. You better not cross me. You don't know who you're dealing with.



o

He's dealing with a Colts fan on Colt Freaks.

Gee, that's terrifying.

o

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:34 PM
Rams 3 (+7 Tolzein)

Colts 7 (-4 Pagano)

dwilli57
09-10-2017, 04:35 PM
Clappy. What a fuckin idiot. I hope he doesn't make it to November.

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:35 PM
wise decision in walking away. Don't start a fight you can't win.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:35 PM
Please leave Chuck to find his own way home from LA.

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:36 PM
:eek:

Caldwell won today ...just sayin :eek:


In hindsite firing Caldwell was one of the worst moves this organization had ever made, because it gave us the Clap

Colts And Orioles
09-10-2017, 04:36 PM
Wise decision in walking away. Don't start a fight you can't win.





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Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 04:37 PM
Pagano sucks, cost us a touch down and wasted a down on that stupid quick snap

Please please please PLEASE let Dammy or anyone else defend that HORSESHIT. He cost us a touchdown.

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 04:37 PM
Please please please PLEASE let Dammy or anyone else defend that HORSESHIT. He cost us a touchdown.

He found a way to blame Luck for Pagano's clock management during last year's season opener.

He'll find a way to blame Chud for this one.

Spike
09-10-2017, 04:38 PM
There's literally no reason to let Pagano finish the season. Name Philbin interim HC and blow up the whole staff at the end of the season.

I agree, really no reason to keep Pagano around, he's one of the most clueless coaches I have ever witnessed.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 04:38 PM
This thread is a good omen for the season. Jeezus...

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:38 PM
ever notice how in that Honda commercial, that thick asian girl's ass stays at the center of the frame for the first 3/4 of the ad?

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:39 PM
This thread is a good omen for the season. Jeezus...

Hey fuck off. You wanna go tough guy?!

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:39 PM
He found a way to blame Luck for Pagano's clock management during last year's season opener.

He'll find a way to blame Chud for this one.


I would agree with this.... It was Chuds job to do what he did and get to the line quickly. Pags should have thrown the flag. So Dam do go there. If you do youre stupid

nate505
09-10-2017, 04:40 PM
Really, that decision to not look at a replay on a TD is baffling stupid. Like I knew Pays was a worthless head coach and all, but 13 year olds playing Madden would make better decisions. I'm not even sure what Pags did would make it into the code in the game.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 04:40 PM
Dumbest coach in NFL history

How in the hell does anyone still defend him? I mean, if it's even CLOSE, YOU CALL A FREAKIN TIMEOUT!!!! Instead, he cost us a freakin touchdown.

Every week it's a new embarrassment.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:40 PM
ever notice how in that Honda commercial, that thick asian girl's ass stays at the center of the frame for the first 3/4 of the ad?

Are you complaining?

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Wth ty?

Big Smooth
09-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Ty.... Comon man....

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:41 PM
Chuck's got his guys ready to play

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:42 PM
Holy hell TY

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
Defense hasn't looked totally inept.

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
Gurley = TR

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
Note: This slew of penalties committed by the Rams should make it fairly abundantly clear that this is NOT a good Rams team that we're losing to right now.

They suck too.

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
Gonna need to win the turnover battle. Hoping for Butler to have a nose for the football today.


Well we are losing this battle for sure

Racehorse
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
Defense hasn't looked totally inept.

The offense has. So has the coach.

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
TY making mental mistakes...shit tornado warning

dwilli57
09-10-2017, 04:43 PM
shit i hope that's just rust on TY.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:44 PM
Thankfully the Rams step on their dicks as much as the Colts.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:44 PM
Why are the football gods punishing us by having Chuck Pagano as our coach?

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:44 PM
Are you complaining?

nope!

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 04:44 PM
Defense hasn't looked totally inept.

That's because the rams are the 30th ranked team in the nfl. That's why the line on the game was only 3.5. Rams are just as bad.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:44 PM
Note: This slew of penalties committed by the Rams should make it fairly abundantly clear that this is NOT a good Rams team that we're losing to right now.

They suck too.

That was a real tough Rams team we played and we just gotta keep choppin wood and move onto next week *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Racehorse
09-10-2017, 04:47 PM
I have a feeling that we will figure it out before the Lambs do.

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 04:47 PM
Note: This slew of penalties committed by the Rams should make it fairly abundantly clear that this is NOT a good Rams team that we're losing to right now.

They suck too.

Update: They suck.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:48 PM
This feels like a preseason game.

Colts And Orioles
09-10-2017, 04:48 PM
Thankfully, the Rams step on their dicks as much as the Colts.





o


The Rams only step on their dicks.

As you stated earlier, Pagano chops his dick completely off.


o

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:48 PM
That was a real tough Rams team we played and we just gotta keep choppin wood and move onto next week *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Sounds about right.

Spike
09-10-2017, 04:49 PM
Defense stepped up. Outside of that 1st drive, defense has played well. Someone needs to kidnap Pagano so we can have a chance to win this game.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:49 PM
This feels like a preseason game.

Why not... preseason coaches and talent on the field

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 04:50 PM
colts are winning this game...27-23

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:50 PM
That field seems to suck

Phelanka7
09-10-2017, 04:50 PM
Tolzien honestly isn't total garbage. The biggest handicap we have in this game so far is coaching.

Maniac
09-10-2017, 04:50 PM
TY making mental mistakes...shit tornado warning

Stay safe down there.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 04:51 PM
St. Louis probably feels a little better seeing that LA crowd. Embarrassing.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:51 PM
Mewhort hurt already, Christ.

Puck
09-10-2017, 04:51 PM
Dumb call Chud

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 04:53 PM
This offense will keep our defense on the field a lot... this will be ugly against a team with a halfway decent offense... just lucky it's Rams

Racehorse
09-10-2017, 04:53 PM
Dumb call Chud

Yeah, Tolzein is not the QB for that playcall on third and 5

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 04:54 PM
Surprised to see Luck on the sidelines, holding a pen even, he must have left his shoulder in Indy.

njcoltfan
09-10-2017, 04:55 PM
If Ballard is indeed in charge, he will fire Paganos ass on the plane back to Indy !!

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:56 PM
Great coverage

Flexo
09-10-2017, 04:57 PM
If Ballard is indeed in charge, he will fire Paganos ass on the plane back to Indy !!

Nah gotta tank more first.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 04:57 PM
TY making mental mistakes...shit tornado warning

Where you at down there? :cool:

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 04:59 PM
Where you at down there? :cool:

NE corner of Orlando

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 04:59 PM
This team still can't tackle or cover, no matter the personnel. I'm sure Dam & Pagano will sacrifice another defensive coordinator for it, though.

Butter
09-10-2017, 04:59 PM
The Colts are going to get blown out by this garbage team.

nate505
09-10-2017, 04:59 PM
This is the first game Colts I've come to expect under Clappy.

smitty46953
09-10-2017, 05:00 PM
NE corner of Orlando

Stay safe ... Sister in law in New Smyrna Beach ... :cool:

nate505
09-10-2017, 05:01 PM
And as much as I hate Pags, Irsay is the incompetent moron who kept him around.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:01 PM
The Colts are going to get blown out by this garbage team.


Not surprised... Pagano is good at what he does.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:02 PM
This new Verizon spokesman is a bigger douchebag than the old one.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:04 PM
Excellent execution on that play!!

Puck
09-10-2017, 05:04 PM
That field sucks

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:04 PM
Tolzien sucks

Colt Classic
09-10-2017, 05:05 PM
Brilliant

Puck
09-10-2017, 05:05 PM
Beautiful play there Chud

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:06 PM
3 and out 4th and 21 *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:06 PM
Tolzien sucks

Yep... we knew this last season... knower it going into pre season... but....

Pagano just wants Tolzien to be the best Tolzien... don't try to be Luck..

How is that working out Pages?

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:06 PM
Beautiful play there Chud
Chud sucks too.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:06 PM
The Colts are going to get blown out by this garbage team.

Well we are also a garbage team. We just happen to be led by the worst coach in the NFL right now.

WaynesWorld87
09-10-2017, 05:07 PM
Well, based on the Texans/Jags game, it looks like our division may once again be comically terrible.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:08 PM
Well, based on the Texans/Jags game, it looks like our division may once again be comically terrible.

Colts are the shortest in a crowd of midgets.

Racehorse
09-10-2017, 05:08 PM
Tacks don't look totally inept, so it should be theirs to lose.

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 05:08 PM
Stay safe ... Sister in law in New Smyrna Beach ... :cool:

that's about 50 miles due east of me. Probably getting the same weather but they would also worry about storm surge.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:11 PM
Tacks don't look totally inept, so it should be theirs to lose.

Jags D looked very tough today. They might surprise this year.

Thorgrim
09-10-2017, 05:11 PM
You know I think if Clappy actually tried to chop wood, he would cut his dick off.

He clearly doesn't have one to chop off.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:12 PM
Hahahahaha! Clap clap clap.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:12 PM
Making Goff look like an all pro. smh

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:12 PM
We know that Tolzien is complete garbage... put Brisset in there you gutless, balless clapping m'fer!

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 05:12 PM
I'd say I can't believe how bad we are, but I can, I can totally believe it.

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 05:13 PM
TJ Green is a disgrace to the #32 number

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 05:13 PM
Well we are also a garbage team. We just happen to be led by the worst coach in the NFL right now.

So sad. We all saw it coming. Sloppy play, penalties, turnovers, just awful all the way around.

It's tough sitting here watching this when I know what's going to happen already. The only thing to look forward to is the new ways chucky can screw up hilariously. Witness costing us a touchdown early.

Butter
09-10-2017, 05:13 PM
TJ green is garbage

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:13 PM
On pace for a 48-6 finish here.

Gimmick
09-10-2017, 05:14 PM
Everyone knew this would happen when Pagano wasn't fired in January.

Irsay is so far over the hill that as long as he owns the team, the Colts are going to suck. Look at this abomination.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:14 PM
I hope Ballard is looking at Irsay asking why the fuck did you make me keep this clown.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:14 PM
Making Goff look like an all pro. smh

The sad thing is that we have the one QB in Tolzien that would look like shit against our Defense...SMH

Butter
09-10-2017, 05:14 PM
The secondary is a mess, but are the Colts getting any pressure on Goff? WTF!

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 05:15 PM
I'm excited for our top 5 draft pick this year.

I like Arden Key and Derwin James. How about everyone else?

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 05:15 PM
So sad. We all saw it coming. Sloppy play, penalties, turnovers, just awful all the way around.

It's tough sitting here watching this when I know what's going to happen already. The only thing to look forward to is the new ways chucky can screw up hilariously. Witness costing us a touchdown early.

It helps to put money on the team the colts play.

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

DrSpaceman
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
TJ green just sucks. How on earth is he starting at corner? Kupp just ran right by him

nate505
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
This is such an embarrassment. Then again that's the standard with Coach Dumbfuck.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
I'm so sick of this isht, Pagano needs to go, the sooner the better.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
The secondary is a mess, but are the Colts getting any pressure on Goff? WTF!

We have the worst linebackers in the NFL and it's not even close.

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 05:16 PM
The secondary is a mess, but are the Colts getting any pressure on Goff? WTF!

Remember that Monachino said they were being purposely vanilla in the preseason.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 05:17 PM
Everyone knew this would happen when Pagano wasn't fired in January.

Irsay is so far over the hill that as long as he owns the team, the Colts are going to suck. Look at this abomination.

Everyone. Saw. This. Coming.

If we end up losing a blowout here, Chucky should be fired today.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:17 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

Fucking christ.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:17 PM
I hope Ballard is looking at Irsay asking why the fuck did you make me keep this clown.
Why? Irsay is part of the problem. Hate to say it.

Gimmick
09-10-2017, 05:18 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

Double digits doesn't tell the story. How many games have they trailed by three scores or 20+ points?

DrSpaceman
09-10-2017, 05:19 PM
Might as well go for it here.

Puck
09-10-2017, 05:19 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

That's Grigsons fault

daedge
09-10-2017, 05:19 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

Incredible stat.

HoosierinFL
09-10-2017, 05:20 PM
40th game Colts have trailed by double-digits in the Chuck Pagano era.

and this is probably one of the worst ones, against a bad team and its only the 2nd quarter

Gimmick
09-10-2017, 05:20 PM
C'mon guys if we just had Ryan Grigson and Pep Hamilton running the team we'd be Super Bowl Champs every year!

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 05:20 PM
Double digits doesn't tell the story. How many games have they trailed by three scores or 20+ points?

Seems like every game Pagano has coached.

Butter
09-10-2017, 05:20 PM
How was that not defensive holding?

Puck
09-10-2017, 05:21 PM
Need 7. Lets run 15- 20 yard routes

DrSpaceman
09-10-2017, 05:21 PM
Seriously how is Pagano still coach? Is he Irsay's drug supplier?

DragonTails
09-10-2017, 05:21 PM
Wonder what that QB from NE is thinking right now? lol

Coltsalr
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
How was that not defensive holding?

The refs tried helping us earlier and it did nothing.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
Can't wait to hear Clappy after Rams drop 50+ on yet another one of his Teams not prepared to play. Dude is just not a head coach.

Flexo
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
Nobody on our defense has ever seen a screen before.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
How much more of this are you going to tolerate, Jim Irsay?

NextManUp
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
Wonder what that QB from NE is thinking right now? lol

I predict he will start next week.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:22 PM
Wonder what that QB from NE is thinking right now? lol
"I should be starting the 2nd half".

nate505
09-10-2017, 05:23 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.

Butter
09-10-2017, 05:23 PM
Making Gurley look like AP now. SMH

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 05:24 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.

Don't hold your breath.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:24 PM
Nobody on our defense has ever seen a screen before.


Well they are not seeing it in practice... they haven't seen a QB in practice yet

kitekrazy
09-10-2017, 05:24 PM
I feel fortunate that living in the desert with a minimal cable package that I don't have the ability of watching Colt's "football". After watching some shitty White Sox baseball I think I'm "shitty sports teams" tired out. After the Grigson era the Colts have to rebuild.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:24 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.
His dad would walk down and fire them on the sideline.

WaynesWorld87
09-10-2017, 05:25 PM
I understand losing to the Rams, in LA, without Luck.

But getting completely and utterly humiliated without Luck? That just shows how horribly coached we are and how terrible the overall talent level is on our roster.

NextManUp
09-10-2017, 05:25 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.
Unfortunately, they will use Luck's injury as an excuse.

GoBigBlue88
09-10-2017, 05:25 PM
How much more of this are you going to tolerate, Jim Irsay?

He's probably wasted during all of this. You think he cares?

Gimmick
09-10-2017, 05:25 PM
It takes Irsay's addled brain awhile to make coherent thoughts. So it will probably be January, a week or two after black Friday, before he suddenly has the idea he maybe should look for a new head coach.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:25 PM
Making Gurley look like AP now. SMH

A 90 year old man on crutches could look AP against this D.

kitekrazy
09-10-2017, 05:26 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.

Rarely works during the season. Wait till the end and hope to move up in the draft.

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 05:26 PM
This coaching staff is a total joke. I'm now hoping they get whipped until Irsay puts down his crack pipe for a second and fires them all.

Who will Chuck blame today on? I'm guessing injuries and the heat.

WaynesWorld87
09-10-2017, 05:26 PM
Here's to hoping for a mid-season firing (after, like, a 1-6 start) so we can have something to look forward to the rest of the season where we can FINALLY talk about Pagano's replacement.

Phelanka7
09-10-2017, 05:26 PM
Tolzien sucks

He's not THAT bad. He's certainly not the problem right now. You put him on a well coached team and he'd be winning this game right now. The Rams are bad. We just happen to be worse thanks mostly to those on the sidelines and the front office. We have wasted far too much time with Pagano and his Clown World coaching style.

Luck4Reich
09-10-2017, 05:27 PM
He's probably wasted during all of this. You think he cares?

He is so torn up he probably thinks he moved the team to LA years ago and the Rams are his.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:27 PM
Don't hold your breath.

Exactly. Luck will eventually come back & make this team look better than it really is. Irsay will give Pags another year.

nate505
09-10-2017, 05:27 PM
Unfortunately, they will use Luck's injury as an excuse.

They can use whatever excuse they want. People might buy that one if this game was close, but the Colts are just getting whipped right now. It's a colossal joke.

Phelanka7
09-10-2017, 05:27 PM
Here's to hoping for a mid-season firing (after, like, a 1-6 start) so we can have something to look forward to the rest of the season where we can FINALLY talk about Pagano's replacement.

1-6?

That's optimistic.

nate505
09-10-2017, 05:28 PM
Rarely works during the season. Wait till the end and hope to move up in the draft.

Who cares if it works or doesn't. With Clappy McDumbfuck it's not going to work. With another guy it probably won't work either, but at least we'll have the contentment that that moron won't be back.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:28 PM
He's not THAT bad. He's certainly not the problem right now. You put him on a well coached team and he'd be winning this game right now. The Rams are bad. We just happen to be worse thanks mostly to those on the sidelines and the front office. We have wasted far too much time with Pagano and his Clown World coaching style.
Tolzien sucks. So does the coaching. So does much of the team.

Puck
09-10-2017, 05:29 PM
I'm shocked we didn't jump offsides

Hoopsdoc
09-10-2017, 05:29 PM
Rarely works during the season. Wait till the end and hope to move up in the draft.

No. This is unacceptable. You can't tolerate this level of ineptitude at all or you turn into the browns.

Fire him at halftime if it were up to me.

Thorgrim
09-10-2017, 05:30 PM
Exactly. Luck will eventually come back & make this team look better than it really is. Irsay will give Pags another year.

Shut ur damn mouth!

WaynesWorld87
09-10-2017, 05:30 PM
I understand not scoring any points without Luck (the Rams usually have a stout defense). But we just gave up 27 1st half points to a team I'm sure won't have a top half of the league offense by the end of the season.

Dewey 5
09-10-2017, 05:30 PM
No. This is unacceptable. You can't tolerate this level of ineptitude at all or you turn into the browns.

Fire him at halftime if it were up to me.

The Browns might be better than the colts right now.

Indiana V2
09-10-2017, 05:31 PM
Firing Pagano now gives Colts fans hope for the future.

Brylok
09-10-2017, 05:31 PM
This is a Pittsburgh-style beatdown so far.