The official Cousin Eddie’s Colts vs LA Sparklers gameplay thread

[apballin]

I’ll start this one you freaks..

Foles magic.., Blue out… win one for the fans 1 fuckin time you mfers

Colts 27 Sparklers 24

[Colts And Orioles]

I’ll start this one you freaks ......

Foles magic ...... Blue out ...... ) win one for the fans 1 fucking time, you mother-fuckers.

Colts 27 Sparklers 24





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Win just one, for the Zipper.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHciXv3BVXQ

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[ChaosTheory]

Cousin Eddie reference alone gets my vote for thread title of the year.

By the way... I notice for myself that all of this "better draft position" shit goes out the fucking window on gameday. Rain on their parade.

[Puck]

Who is back up QB tonight? Ryan or Sam?

[Colts And Orioles]

Cousin Eddie reference alone gets my vote for thread title of the year.


By the way ...... I notice for myself that all of this "better draft position" shit goes out the fucking window on gameday.


Rain on their parade.





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In 2011, the Colts had a record of 1-13 heading into a nationally televised game against the Jaguars at home on Thursday Night Football. Not only did more than 64,000 fans show up at Lucas Oil Stadium, but they were going absolutely bonkers on the Colts' final, game-winning touchdown drive which left only 19 seconds left to play when Dan Orlovsky hit Reggie Wayne with a 1-yard TD pass ...... if one didn't know that the Colts' record was 1-13, you would have thought that a playoff berth was on the line for them.


Fast-forward the following video to 56:00 to see the crowd go bananas after the game-winning TD ...... Peyton Manning is rooting as hard as the maniacal fans were on the sidelines.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y19BMGrKkow

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[apballin]

Who is back up QB tonight? Ryan or Sam?

Sam is backup

[Colts And Orioles]

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Plug for a new thread in the NFL forum ...... the Broncos have fired their head coach, Nathaniel Hackett.


http://www.coltfreaks.com/forum/showthread.php?p=255474#post255474


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Since winning the 2015 season Super Bowl, the Broncos have not made the post-season in 7 consecutive seasons, and have had 6 consecutive losing seasons overall.

The streak of 7 consecutive seasons of not making the playoffs after having won the Super Bowl is the longest ever for a franchise in the Super Bowl era (1966 through the present.)

2023 will see a 5th Broncos head coach in that span since that glorious 2015 world championship season ...... Gary Kubiak, Vance Joseph, Vic Fangio, and Nathaniel Hackett were the first 4.

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[njcoltfan]

Cousin Eddie reference alone gets my vote for thread title of the year.

By the way... I notice for myself that all of this "better draft position" shit goes out the fucking window on gameday. Rain on their parade.

Love them to play well, but I want that draft position! Chargers 31-17

[Brylok]

Colts are going to win 2 of the next 3. I hope I'm wrong and they win 0...but I have a feeling. Man oh man...

[Brylok]

They'll probably beat the Chargers, beat the Giants, and then lose against Houston. It would be the dingleberry on top of the shit sunday.

[Puck]

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In 2011, the Colts had a record of 1-13 heading into a nationally televised game against the Jaguars at home on Thursday Night Football. Not only did more than 64,000 fans show up at Lucas Oil Stadium, but they were going absolutely bonkers on the Colts' final, game-winning touchdown drive which left only 19 seconds left to play when Dan Orlovsky hit Reggie Wayne with a 1-yard TD pass ...... if one didn't know that the Colts' record was 1-13, you would have thought that a playoff berth was on the line for them.


Fast-forward the following video to 56:00 to see the crowd go bananas after the game-winning TD ...... Peyton Manning is rooting as hard as the maniacal fans were on the sidelines.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y19BMGrKkow

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Reggie Wayne is a bad MFer

[Hoopsdoc]

Please, no more nationally televised games.

I say they mess around and win. 17-14.

[Colts And Orioles]

Reggie Wayne is a baaaaaaaaaaad Mother-fucker !!!





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Shut your mouth !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPE3C0GpDoA

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[CletusPyle]

If cousin Eddie was describing the Colts right now he would obviously say, "the shitter is full"!

Colts win 28-24

[Lov2fish]

Colts are snake bit. Bolts 17-10 over the colts

[Puck]

I am kinda surprised that the roof isn't open tonight. I mean the fans have been fucked all season long I figured they would take the lube away tonight and really fuck them while being on national TV and all

[Puck]

31-27 Chargers

[Racehorse]

Bad first drive. No shocked at all.

[nate505]

Good first stand by the defense anyway.

[Racehorse]

Woods is gonna be a problem for defenses

[nate505]

It's super short, but so far Foles looks better than any other QB on the roster so far.

Even with that near pick.

[Racehorse]

Not a good spot

[Hoopsdoc]

How was that not a first down? WTF?

[nate505]

What a horrible spot. Challenge that.

EDIT: Never mind, he's still short regardless.

[Spike]

Foles looks a lot better than Ryan so far. At least he's not a rag arm.

[nate505]

Huh, guess he is going to challenge it. I thought the contact happened before he got to the line (while he was going backwards). But hey, I hope I'm wrong.

Regardless, the spot itself was terrible. It was off by like at least two feet.

[CletusPyle]

I'm shocked they reversed that...but I think it was the right call!

[TheMugwump]

Interesting. It's almost like Saturday is coaching to win the game.

WTF, over?

[Hoopsdoc]

Oof.

[Spike]

Foles looks a lot better than Ryan so far. At least he's not a rag arm.

STFU Spike.

[Racehorse]

Woods was unable to track the ball there.

[CletusPyle]

Foles is a moron!

[nate505]

What I said about Foles? I take it back.

[Hoopsdoc]

That’s a horrible horrible throw by Foles.

[Racehorse]

Missed a hold there.

[Spike]

Well, we got it back on an INT.

[Hoopsdoc]

Thomas is a player.

[Racehorse]

Nice play there by Thomas. Like
Franco Harris’ catch.

[nate505]

Well this game is a sloppy entertaining clusterfuck so far.

[Puck]

Hell YEA!

[TheMugwump]

Franklin may be this team's MVP this year.

[Spike]

Nice to see the ball get to our receivers fast, and not on a loop that takes forever.

[TheMugwump]

Foles has so much stronger of an arm than Ryan or Ehlinger that the defense can't just play the short pass. Receivers have more space than they've had all year.

Now if Foles can just be accurate enough with the ball to get it to them.

[Spike]

Got to throw that into the ground Foles.

[nate505]

Wow, what a screen.

Sigh.

[Hoopsdoc]

Damnit Foles.

[nate505]

Yikes....this is some bad comedy here.

[CletusPyle]

Looked like one foot!

[Racehorse]

The other foot never hit inbounds

[Chromeburn]

The Foles era may be over by half time.

[Spike]

Foles with another pick.

[Racehorse]

Looked like one foot!

They said knee, but it was the same leg as the foot that was down. Right foot never hit inbounds.

[TheMugwump]

This is some funny, funny, bad football.

[nate505]

The Foles era may be over by half time.

It might be. It's depressing because he sure looks a hell of a lot better than anyone else out there, yet his decision making is just horrendous.

[CletusPyle]

I think we see now why we didn't see Foles earlier...maybe he can get us the loss we are all hoping for?

[TheMugwump]

They said knee, but it was the same leg as the foot that was down. Right foot never hit inbounds.

One knee equals two feet.

[Spike]

It must be tough to be a defensive player on the Colts. Offense gets them so worn out every damn week.

[apballin]

I can live with a pick on a deep ball it’s essentially a punt

[nate505]

These refs are crap. That'll be two challenges the Colts win.

Now the Colts are down to one challenge. Which is a fucking stupid absurd rule to begin with. If a team is 3-3 on challenges, they should keep getting more until they get one wrong.
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[Spike]

These refs are crap. That'll be two challenges the Colts win.

Now the Colts are down to one challenge. Which is a fucking stupid absurd rule to begin with. If a team is 3-3 on challenges, they should keep getting more until they get one wrong.
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NFL has some of the dumbest rules in professional sports.

[Racehorse]

I was certain he was going to block that punt.

[nate505]

With all the lousy weenie roughing calls I've seen all season, I'm stunned that wasn't one.

[Racehorse]

How is that not a flag?

[nate505]

And there goes the OL back to its old ways.

Yeah, has been "bad all year." There's an understatement.

[Dewey 5]

Nelson sucks

[nate505]

Nelson sucks

For a guy who is this supposed lock to go to Canton, he really is terrible.

[Chromeburn]

It must be tough to be a defensive player on the Colts. Offense gets them so worn out every damn week.

Most teams are like this, very few are good on both sides of the ball

[Puck]

Am I seeing things or has our punter been hit and knocked down on the last 2 punts?

[nate505]

Am I seeing things or has our punter been hit and knocked down on the last 2 punts?

He has. These refs are just pure shit.

[Chromeburn]

Dayo completely going off the second half of the season. One of the few bright spots.

[apballin]

Cut Fayson at halftime

[nate505]

Now this game is just becoming a depressing clusterfuck instead of an entertaining one.

[Spike]

Pierce will be pretty damn good soon.

[nate505]

James is a fucking punk. Fuck him.

[CletusPyle]

Zack Moss is a beast!:D

[nate505]

Good. That was a deserved ejection. Fucking worthless jackass.

The only disappointing thing was not one gigantic pussy on the OL didn't get in his face. Of course it should be expected, given their collective lack of heart and balls.

[Spike]

Derwin James is one dirty mofo.

[CletusPyle]

Fuck the draft, I want to beat these guys asses now!

[Racehorse]

If nothing else, at least an offense led by Foles is interesting.

[CletusPyle]

Now Foles is afraid to throw the ball because of the interceptions!

[nate505]

Great, a FG.

James alone gave them 30 yards and that's still all they could do.

[Spike]

Mac continues to hit those field goals. Impressive.

[nate505]

It would be poetic justice if he hurt himself more on that hit.

[Racehorse]

Does nobody stay with Allen?

[Brylok]

This is one of the most lackluster, uninspiring teams I've seen in a while. Y'all posters care more than they do.

[nate505]

Well, that was bad. Like really bad.

Though I guess he went out.

[nate505]

This is one of the most lackluster, uninspiring teams I've seen in a while. Y'all posters care more than they do.

They could gut half this team and I wouldn't care. The fact that half of them get paid so much money for this job is an embarrassment to, well, people who get paid to work.

[Spike]

Well, they held them to a field goal attempt.

[Brylok]

They could gut half this team and I wouldn't care. The fact that half of them get paid so much money for this job is an embarrassment to, well, people who get paid to work.

I'd actually like it if they could cut the big contract players among that half. Ryan, Kelly, Nelson, etc...goodbye!

[Spike]

I'd actually like it if they could cut the big contract players among that half. Ryan, Kelly, Nelson, etc...goodbye!

I'd keep Nelson for now. Ryan and Kelly, yeah adios.

[Brylok]

I'd keep Nelson for now. Ryan and Kelly, yeah adios.

Nelson sucks nowadays. And his contract is ridiculous. I'd get rid of him right after Matt Ryan

[Puck]

Listening to Booger. I agree with him Tua needs to be shut down for the year. That kid is a head injury or 2 away from serious brain damage. I'm no DR thats just my thinking.

That is why I don't want Young and I think other teams will take that into consideration before drafting him.

[Puck]

Nelson sucks nowadays. And his contract is ridiculous. I'd get rid of him right after Matt Ryan

He is clearly not playing at 100%. His back must still be an issue. Getting rid of him means you have to use a resource to replace him. That would mean needing both guards.

[Colts And Orioles]

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I'm just tuning in.

How does the offensive line look ???

And if the offensive line is playing crappy, how is Foles dealing with it ???

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[Spike]

Derwin James acts like he didn't do anything to get ejected. Damn, he's dumb.

[Dewey 5]

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I'm just tuning in.

How does the offensive line look ???

And if the offensive line is playing crappy, how is Foles dealing with it ???

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Like dog shit.

[Spike]

Foles sure as hell isn't the answer.

[Brylok]

Derwin James hit Dulin like that on the Colts sideline. Any team with any heart/soul would have came off that sideline and whooped James' ass. Even taking the penalties afterwards. The fact that nobody did anything speaks volumes about this gutless team.

[CletusPyle]

Foles is worse than Ryan...is that possible? Ballard chose both of these guys from dozens available, and he is guaranteed to be back and will choose the new QB!:eek:

[red raindog]

Foles is worse than Ryan...is that possible? Ballard chose both of these guys from dozens available, and he is guaranteed to be back and will choose the new QB!:eek:


Mayfield next?


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[Brylok]

Derwin James acts like he didn't do anything to get ejected. Damn, he's dumb.

The whole Colts team should have whipped his ass on their own sideline. Gutless Colts team

[Puck]

This D is the bright spot of the season. I really enjoy watching them come together.

[bigalbert]

At this point you sit Foles down and put in Sam. IDGAF


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[Brylok]

I'd keep Nelson for now. Ryan and Kelly, yeah adios.

We're stuck with Nelson, so it doesn't matter. He sucks though

[Brylok]

He is clearly not playing at 100%. His back must still be an issue. Getting rid of him means you have to use a resource to replace him. That would mean needing both guards.

He sucks but we're stuck with him.

[TheMugwump]

Moss has been a nice addition. Him backing up Taylor next year means that at least RB, WR, DT, and LB are set for next year. Possibly Safety as well.

Anything else is up in the air.

[bigalbert]

Let’s see how long you can hold the ball nick


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[Spike]

It's hard to watch our beloved Colts without a QB.

[Brylok]

It's hard to watch, period. I'm about done for tonight. I have things I need to get done and work in the morning. This is a waste of time, but good to see y'all here.

[Spike]

This D is the bright spot of the season. I really enjoy watching them come together.

As Saturday was walking off the field at halftime, he made a comment that the D needs to get more stops on 3rd down. Hell, they only scored 10 points Jeff. This shit is all on the offense.

[Brylok]

Moss has been a nice addition. Him backing up Taylor next year means that at least RB, WR, DT, and LB are set for next year. Possibly Safety as well.

Anything else is up in the air.

They should probably franchise tag Taylor next year. Don't pay him big $. Trade him for picks before doing that. Knowing the Colts, they'll probably pay him

[Colts And Orioles]

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That's a horrible rule on the fumbled punt, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a Colts fan.

I saw the same exact thing happen in the LSU-Alabama game earlier this year.

A team fumbles, and they get rewarded simply because one of their players who was out of bounds touches the ball ........ TOTAL BULLSHIT.

You should not be rewarded because you are out of bounds, and then you simply touch the ball. You should have to actually possess the ball to maintain possession for your team, regardless of whether or not you are in-bound or out-of-bounds.

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[Spike]

Kwitty with the fumble recovery. D is playing really good.

[Puck]

It's hard to watch, period. I'm about done for tonight. I have things I need to get done and work in the morning. This is a waste of time, but good to see y'all here.

quitter

[Spike]

Foles sucks.

[Spike]

Nice catch by Pittman there.

[CletusPyle]

Throw it to Jalani!

[bigalbert]

Is there anybody slower in the NFL than Foles? We better not use him for the sneak here


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[Lov2fish]

To those who were calling for the Colts to bring Foles in a couple years ago? I hope you see by tonight's performance just how retarded you are.

[Spike]

Foles can't even QB sneak worth a shit.

[Brylok]

Night, y'all. Gotta get some stuff done and this team is as boring as watching grass grow. Merry Christmas to you!

[Spike]

To those who were calling for the Colts to bring Foles in a couple years ago? I hope you see by tonight's performance just how retarded you are.

I don't want any more fucking retreads. Draft a guy until they get it right. This shit sucks.

[CletusPyle]

Fucking idiots!

[Hoopsdoc]

That’s the story of the entire season.

The offensive line isn’t good enough.

[bigalbert]

Foles actually has had decent time tonight. It isn’t so much the line tonight


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[Spike]

Well the defense is tired and depressed now. Thanks to this putrid offense.

[CletusPyle]

This team will not win another game....which is probably the best thing that could happen!

[Spike]

Defense needs to take the Offense out behind the barn and whip their asses.

[Spike]

This team will not win another game....which is probably the best thing that could happen!

Yes it is.

[red raindog]

Defense needs to take the Offense out behind the barn and whip their asses.


Won’t be much of a fight


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[Lov2fish]

Yes it is.

Will be the quickest fight in the history of fights

[nate505]

Such a dumb decision to go for it on that 4th down.

Hey Saturday, you were down 10 fucking points. Do you even math?

[Spike]

Such a dumb decision to go for it on that 4th down.

Hey Saturday, you were down 10 fucking points. Do you even math?

Don't want Saturday back! Even his timeouts before halftime were dumb.

[nate505]

Don't want Saturday back! Even his timeouts before halftime were dumb.

I don't either. I liked the hire at first just to mix things up, and perhaps if he had a full offseason to prepare than maybe he'd do a lot better, but I'm not a big fan of the in game decisions so far.

[Dewey 5]

7 sacks & 3 picks. This team is a disaster. Looking forward to how Ballard fucks up the draft.

[Chromeburn]

This team is crippled without an OC.

[apballin]

Fuckin terrible but hopefully with Levis at the helm there’s brighter days ahead

[Chromeburn]

Fuckin terrible but hopefully with Levis at the helm there’s brighter days ahead

Think the target is Levis?

[apballin]

Think the target is Levis?

Absolutely

[Discflinger]

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That's a horrible rule on the fumbles punt, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a Colts fan.

I saw the same exact thing happen in the LSU-Alabama game earlier this year.

A team fumbles, and they get rewarded simply because one of their players who was out of bounds touches the ball ........ TOTAL BULLSHIT.

You should not be rewarded because you are out of bounds, and then you simply touch the ball. You should have to actually possess the ball to maintain possession for your team, regardless of whether or not you are in-bound or out-of-bounds.

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Totally agree, but at least they called it as the rule is stated.

[omahacolt]

C on the title


gameplay? also you referenced a movie that is probably the most overrated movie of all time. its not even good.

[apballin]

C on the title


gameplay? also you referenced a movie that is probably the most overrated movie of all time. its not even good.

I had gameday..Fuckin autocorrect . I said fuck it just wanted to get a gameday thread up since all you fucks were still dreaming of Xmas

[JAFF]

C on the title


gameplay? also you referenced a movie that is probably the most overrated movie of all time. its not even good.

From the most overrated poster.
:D

[Lov2fish]

From the most overrated poster.
:D

Him and I don't see eye to eye on a lot, but his football knowledge is usually pretty solid.

[JAFF]

Him and I don't see eye to eye on a lot, but his football knowledge is usually pretty solid.

I was just poking the bear for fun

[omahacolt]

I was just poking the bear for fun

all good.

i liked it

[JAFF]

all good.

i liked it

Hey, go big or go home. :D

[ChoppedWood]

Man, the HAD TO BE trying to lose out, had to be, either that or Parker Stevens may possibly be the worst OC in history- which given our futility all year...

Had good seats in the 2nd bowl with great angles. Early 2nd Quarter sack, we literally ran a 1 WR route- and it was a fly pattern to Parris. Pittman lined up to the left, but did not go out but instead came down to help block (and we still got sacked of course). Campbell was wide right and ran a DEEP post. He was still on the dead sprint at roughly the 40 when Foles went down.

We ran a play where there was only 1 option, ONE!

There was a lady sitting behind us and her statement was thus:
"No one on that sideline should still have a job, none of them, I would fire the water boys and girls both, they probably suck at their jobs too"

She is right! Been going to Colts games at a high frequency from the earliest of Indy days and not one time have I gone to a game, even in the hazy days of Biasucci being the best player on the team and it been so lifeless and meh...

This thing needs a full gutting!

[Chromeburn]

Man, the HAD TO BE trying to lose out, had to be, either that or Parker Stevens may possibly be the worst OC in history- which given our futility all year...

Had good seats in the 2nd bowl with great angles. Early 2nd Quarter sack, we literally ran a 1 WR route- and it was a fly pattern to Parris. Pittman lined up to the left, but did not go out but instead came down to help block (and we still got sacked of course). Campbell was wide right and ran a DEEP post. He was still on the dead sprint at roughly the 40 when Foles went down.

We ran a play where there was only 1 option, ONE!

There was a lady sitting behind us and her statement was thus:
"No one on that sideline should still have a job, none of them, I would fire the water boys and girls both, they probably suck at their jobs too"

She is right! Been going to Colts games at a high frequency from the earliest of Indy days and not one time have I gone to a game, even in the hazy days of Biasucci being the best player on the team and it been so lifeless and meh...

This thing needs a full gutting!

You can't be surprised the offense didn't get better after they fired Brady and Reich.

[Colts And Orioles]

You can't be surprised the offense didn't get better after they fired Brady and Reich.





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The same could be said about Matt Ryan, Sam Ehlinger, and Nick Foles ...... it's not surprising at all that with the offensive line that they had blocking for them, Ehlinger and Foles were no more effective than was Ryan ...... in fact, they may have been even less effective than Ryan.

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[ChoppedWood]

You can't be surprised the offense didn't get better after they fired Brady and Reich.

Better is one thing, single outlet routes, holy damn man!

Maybe this Parker kid has been the real problem? Maybe he's some relation to Jim?

[bigalbert]

You all realize this is Josh McDaniels fault right? This whole mess isn’t such a mess but Dam Patriots got us again.


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[rcubed]

Better is one thing, single outlet routes, holy damn man!

Maybe this Parker kid has been the real problem? Maybe he's some relation to Jim?


From what i read, saturday asked several people in the organization who all declined. He finally found someone to agree in parks frasier or whatever his name is.