The "official" UH OH its time to go to Jacksonville game day thread !!!

[njcoltfan]

With the injuries the Colts have, I'm hoping Colts 24 - Jagoffs 21

[Racehorse]

This game always has me worried. Now we go in with a bunch of ???? at WR. Hoping the field will be sloppy and Taylor carries us to a 7-3 victory.

[CletusPyle]

This game always has me worried. Now we go in with a bunch of ???? at WR. Hoping the field will be sloppy and Taylor carries us to a 7-3 victory.

I believe one of those ?s is going to rise up today! Colts 27-17

[Chromeburn]

Debating whether to drive over to see the game or not.

[AlwaysSunnyinIndy]

It would be nice if one of the TE's stepped up and had a big game today.

Don't care which one - someone just needs to step up.

[Lov2fish]

Young guys step up today, Ryan redeems himself from last week, Colts 31, Jags 13

[IndyNorm]

Appreciate the optimism, but realistically speaking it's going to be a tough day IMO.

We get off to one of our all too familiar slow starts as the Jagoffs stack the box again making it tough running for JT, and without Pittman we won't be able to make them pay for it. After being down 17-3 at the half, we claw back a bit in the 2nd with a nice 2nd half for Ryan, Dulin, Strachan, and Hines, but fall up short 24-17 :cool:

[YDFL Commish]

Big day for Michael Strachan.

[Thorgrim]

Too many injuries and coaching issues to overcome. My head tells me 23-20 Jags. My heart says Jags implode with horrendous mental mistakes, sloppy play, and ball security issues leading to a Colts victory 30-9.

If we lose this game I don't see our chances of making the playoffs as better than an 0-2 team, about 11%

[omahacolt]

C on the title


official in title so that was a plus. didn't have colts vs (making fun of jags) in it so that is a major downgrade.

still early in the season so i am sure we can improve as the season goes on

[omahacolt]

It would be nice if one of the TE's stepped up and had a big game today.

Don't care which one - someone just needs to step up.

i could see big Mo Cox having a good day. Granson will probably make a few plays and drop some passes.

[Brylok]

It would be nice if one of the TE's stepped up and had a big game today.

Don't care which one - someone just needs to step up.

We don't have any. MAC and then...nada. Maybe all they do is block or something.

[omahacolt]

Too many injuries and coaching issues to overcome. My head tells me 23-20 Jags. My heart says Jags implode with horrendous mental mistakes, sloppy play, and ball security issues leading to a Colts victory 30-9.

If we lose this game I don't see our chances of making the playoffs as better than an 0-2 team, about 11%
oh the days of Jack Del Rio coaching. you could always rely on his teams doing something stupid to help us win

[YDFL Commish]

oh the days of Jack Del Rio coaching. you could always rely on his teams doing something stupid to help us win

Yep, the original wood chopper!

https://www.espn.com/blog/jacksonville-jaguars/post/_/id/27399/jaguars-infamous-ax-didnt-keep-chopping-but-its-still-around

[Colts And Orioles]

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The Colts will win on a late field goal by their new kicker, whoever that is.

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[ChaosTheory]

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The Colts will win on a late field goal by their new kicker, whoever that is.

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McLaughlin

[Hoopsdoc]

Appreciate the optimism, but realistically speaking it's going to be a tough day IMO.

We get off to one of our all too familiar slow starts as the Jagoffs stack the box again making it tough running for JT, and without Pittman we won't be able to make them pay for it. After being down 17-3 at the half, we claw back a bit in the 2nd with a nice 2nd half for Ryan, Dulin, Strachan, and Hines, but fall up short 24-17 :cool:

A loss today and things get really interesting.

To get handed the gift of your first 2 games against the 2 worst teams in your division and to come out of it without a win, with the Chiefs and a more than likely desperate Titans team coming up, will piss Jimmy off to no end.

At that point, 0-3-1 becomes very possible.

Fwiw, I think they lose today. I’d have more confidence if Pittman were playing but losing him is to much to overcome. And that is entirely on Ballard. There is NO reason that a veteran wide receiver wasn’t signed.

[Puck]

24-16 Colts

[nate505]

A loss today and things get really interesting.

To get handed the gift of your first 2 games against the 2 worst teams in your division and to come out of it without a win, with the Chiefs and a more than likely desperate Titans team coming up, will piss Jimmy off to no end.

At that point, 0-3-1 becomes very possible.

Fwiw, I think they lose today. I’d have more confidence if Pittman were playing but losing him is to much to overcome. And that is entirely on Ballard. There is NO reason that a veteran wide receiver wasn’t signed.
I'm a fan of Ballard, but he deserves a shitload of heat if the WR group struggles today and there wasn't an attempt to sign a decent veteran guy out there.

Like if he would have done that and the player still sucked, that's one thing. But this team desperately needs a TY Hilton type on the team, and he's done nothing about it.

[Brylok]

A loss today and things get really interesting.

Understatement of the season to this point. I'm nervous today.

[ChaosTheory]

Hope Hines gets some carries on the motion sweep. Looked open a few times last weeks. Loosen up the box for Taylor as well.

Also keeping an eye out for Raimann rotating with Pryor. He got about a dozen snaps last week. Some of those were jumbo formation.

[Brylok]

RIP Captain Tuttle.
I'm watching MASH before the game starts. Nervous today.

[Hoopsdoc]

I'm a fan of Ballard, but he deserves a shitload of heat if the WR group struggles today and there wasn't an attempt to sign a decent veteran guy out there.

Like if he would have done that and the player still sucked, that's one thing. But this team desperately needs a TY Hilton type on the team, and he's done nothing about it.

Yep, and it’s not like everyone wasn’t saying it. It’s been a question mark since the end of last season.

I am also a fan of Ballard and I know he believes in giving his young players a chance, but he signed a 37 year old quarterback. The guy needs all the help he can get.

There was money to do it. There were good players available. He just refused to do it and now he’d better be praying he was right.

If not, he’s gonna catch hell and rightfully so.

[nate505]

They elected to receive.

Interesting. I would rather defer, but whatever.

[nate505]

Great first pass. Wow, Hines in the slot could be something.

[nate505]

That was really bad by Ryan. Really bad. I thought he was a better QB than that.

[Spike]

A loss today and things get really interesting.

To get handed the gift of your first 2 games against the 2 worst teams in your division and to come out of it without a win, with the Chiefs and a more than likely desperate Titans team coming up, will piss Jimmy off to no end.

At that point, 0-3-1 becomes very possible.

Fwiw, I think they lose today. I’d have more confidence if Pittman were playing but losing him is to much to overcome. And that is entirely on Ballard. There is NO reason that a veteran wide receiver wasn’t signed.

I'm a fan of Ballard, but he deserves a shitload of heat if the WR group struggles today and there wasn't an attempt to sign a decent veteran guy out there.

Like if he would have done that and the player still sucked, that's one thing. But this team desperately needs a TY Hilton type on the team, and he's done nothing about it.

Agree!!!!! Wide receivers are so important in today's game. Ballard's apparent lack of understanding this is mind numbing. Who the fuck do the Colts have outside of Pittman? Tight End room isn't much to write home about either, at least not yet. Irsay has a shitload more patience than I do.

[YDFL Commish]

When did Ryan become retarded?

[BCN#1]

WTF Matty... not the smartest decision yo!

[nate505]

Some great run defense to start with.

Here's where we find out if the pass rush is good

[nate505]

And it's not

[nate505]

This start sucks so far

[ChoppedWood]

This is starting, like a Frank Reich start. Dumb INT and a really DUMB hit by Franklin.

Frank Reich team's just aren't very smart at football... though he is, yes, of course he is.

[Brylok]

I wish we had Lawrence or a similar young QB to build around. I guess most teams/fans do...

[ChoppedWood]

I for one, am really glad to see we appear to have decided though Ebersuck is gone, we will continue to play Ebersuck D in his honor.

CUSHION
CUSHION
CUSHION

[Spike]

Colts are a hard fucking team to watch, especially against the Jackoffs.

[YDFL Commish]

So smart dropping Quity Paye into coverage, fuck you Bradley!

[rm1369]

I for one, am really glad to see we appear to have decided though Ebersuck is gone, we will continue to play Ebersuck D in his honor.

CUSHION
CUSHION
CUSHION

The drive is alive because of them going for it on a 4th down you would have bitched and whined about if it was Reich. Just STFU already. We fucking get it - everything is because Reich sucks

[ChoppedWood]

So smart dropping Quity Paye into coverage, fuck you Bradley!

Yeah a hand off from the slot corner to the DE on a drag route- that's next level genius right there!

[TheMugwump]

Man, they miss Maniac

[nate505]

So they're going to eat up the whole quarter on this drive

[ChoppedWood]

Why has Kenny Moore decided to suck this year?

[Brylok]

Colts are a hard fucking team to watch, especially against the Jackoffs.

I'm just hoping we eek this one out. My expectations are that low. Smh

[YDFL Commish]

When did Kenny Moore forget how to tackle?

[ChoppedWood]

Lawrence 8-8 and a TD

Yet again we make a QB look like the best player that has ever suited up.

Unreal... just unreal

[nate505]

So that was just pathetic. Lawrence looks like the reincarnation of Joe Montana and Johnny Unitas out there

[HoosierinFL]

Looks like it’s time for the soft passing d and no pass rush to make Trevor Lawrence look like an all pro.

[TheMugwump]

When did Kenny Moore forget how to tackle?

Week 16 last year.

[Luck4Reich]

Reich is just Jacksonville's Bitch...

[nate505]

Why has Kenny Moore decided to suck this year?

Probably because he's getting paid like a guy who sucks.

At least I'm sure that's what he'd say.

[ChoppedWood]

Probably because he's getting paid like a guy who sucks.

At least I'm sure that's what he'd say.

Nice one!

[HoosierinFL]

When did Kenny Moore forget how to tackle?

This is at least 4 games in a row he has played poorly

[Brylok]

We look flat and absolutely lifeless.

[CletusPyle]

Ryan's arm is very suspect....I am getting concerned that he is not what we thought he was!

[IndyNorm]

Probably because he's getting paid like a guy who sucks.

At least I'm sure that's what he'd say.

Guys who suck make $7M/year? Thought the vet minimum was a hell of a lot lower than that.

[nate505]

Thanks Jags for that stupid kickoff

[Brylok]

Man, they miss Maniac

He's the heart of the defense and probably the whole team at this point.

[Dewey 5]

Our OL is over paid & sucks ass

[IndyNorm]

Looks like it’s time for the soft passing d and no pass rush to make Trevor Lawrence look like an all pro.

Will our D coaches every learn to quit fucking doing that?

[nate505]

Good God, this is brutal

[YDFL Commish]

I'm getting sick of Josh Allen owning our LT. It's Raimann time!

[ChoppedWood]

Will our D coaches every learn to quit fucking doing that?

Nope, that's been the style since dirt. At this point I'm prone to thinking that's a Jim thing because no matter who our HC, DC, and even GM is, we run the same damn soft scheme.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

We might get rocked by 40 in this one. Again a team that is completely unprepared to play the game.

[Brylok]

Colts are sleepwalking out there. Almost lifeless. Just bodies doing a job to get paid.

[CletusPyle]

Thanks Jacksonville for stupidly running the ball!

[BCN#1]

Lets go D...

[BCN#1]

Somebody slam horse face lawrence face fist in the turf...

[nate505]

Come on Blackmon, that was a sure pick

[Spike]

Well, 3 and out for our D. Good field position, now do something bitches.

[BCN#1]

Time to step up Matty.... make the kitties pay.

[nate505]

Taylor can't do anything out there

[ChoppedWood]

Possible we are the worst team in the NFL?

[nate505]

This is bad. Real bad. I thought this was a good OL.

[Spike]

O-line sucks, nobody gets open for Colts, and Ryan gets sacked. Fuck!

[Dewey 5]

Possible we are the worst team in the NFL?

Very possible.

[Brylok]

This D- commentary is awful. I almost want to mute the game.

[Luck4Reich]

Possible we are the worst team in the NFL?

Followed by the worst Coach in the NFL possibly.

Can't watch this team much longer

[CletusPyle]

Why are the Colts so against running screen passes to Hines or Taylor? Slow that f`ing rush down a little, and if those guys get some room they can make some big plays!

[rm1369]

Taylor can't do anything out there

There is no threat without Pittman. Our 2nd best WR / TE is our backup RB.

[HoosierinFL]

The o line is massively over rated.

[Spike]

Taylor can't do anything out there

No other threats, they can key on Taylor.

[Brylok]

I've never rated Matt Ryan. And I still don't. I'll support and cheer for him because he's our QB. But he's Matt Ryan.

[CletusPyle]

There is no threat without Pittman. Our 2nd best WR / TE is our backup RB.

Amazing, since we have the greatest GM in the history of mankind?:confused:

[Luck4Reich]

The positions that Ballard keeps ignoring continue to bite this team in the ass too.

[BCN#1]

Why did I have this fantasy that the klotz would wake up and actuaally play like a pro football team and not look like fuck stains...

[CletusPyle]

Holding!

[nate505]

Hey, they finally call a flag

[ChoppedWood]

This team is absolute trash

[CletusPyle]

More holding....not called!

[nate505]

Man these guys suck

[CletusPyle]

Our worst nightmare....all over again!

[BCN#1]

Jeebus H Keyrist!!!

[Dewey 5]

Possible we are the worst team in the NFL?

Yes. Definitely

[YDFL Commish]

Where is Nick Cross?

[nate505]

They really suck.

And it's like they have no pride. This is the team that ruined your playoff chances, and this is how you come out

[ChoppedWood]

Fire him right now!

Frank reich sucks!

[Spike]

14 to 0 already. Can't stop the run, can't stop the pass, can't do shit. Offensively or defensively. If the Jags played the Colts all the time, those fuckers would go unbeaten.

[BCN#1]

Well kiss my arse and lick me bollacks!

Can the real Colts show up at some point please or is this what to expect the rest of the season?

[Brylok]

Amazing, since we have the greatest GM in the history of mankind?:confused:

I believe in Ballard and I think we have several potentially great players, but they don't look motivated. That's on the head coach.

[ChoppedWood]

Well kiss my arse and lick me bollacks!

Can the real Colts show up at some point please or is this what to expect the rest of the season?

Dude, this is the real Colts, this is the lifeless "professional" Colts that Reich has cultivated- there is ZERO intensity to this squad.

[Thorgrim]

Why are the Colts so against running screen passes to Hines or Taylor? Slow that f`ing rush down a little, and if those guys get some room they can make some big plays!

For the same reason that they continue to get cute in critical situations; Reich is determined to prove that he's smarter than everyone else. Guy must have a massive ego to continue to do dumb shit despite evidence that his gameplans are patently asinine.

[ChoppedWood]

for the same reason that they continue to get cute in critical situations; reich is determined to prove that he's smarter than everyone else. Guy must have a massive ego to continue to do dumb shit despite evidence that his gameplans are patently asinine.

a- fucking men!

[BCN#1]

So we get another 23 in the hole with come back? Why t he hell the slow starts every year?

[HoosierinFL]

Well kiss my arse and lick me bollacks!

Can the real Colts show up at some point please or is this what to expect the rest of the season?

Gonna keep with the same old pattern of a bad start to the season, followed by a crazy turnaround that then comes up short at the end of the season or first round of playoffs?

[rm1369]

Fire him right now!

Frank reich sucks!

If you fire Reich take fucking Ballard right with him. Constant QB carousel, no pass rush, WR constantly lacking, no TE, and constantly can’t rely on the kicker. He can’t assembly a team

[Spike]

Our worst nightmare....all over again!

Groundhog Day!

[nate505]

I believe in Ballard and I think we have several potentially great players, but they don't look motivated. That's on the head coach.

At some point it's also on the players. They're supposed to be professionals.

[ChoppedWood]

If you fire Reich take fucking Ballard right with him. Constant QB carousel, no pass rush, WR constantly lacking, no TE, and constantly can’t rely on the kicker. He can’t assembly a team

Not gonna argue that at all. I don't like his smarmy ass either.

[Brylok]

They really suck.

And it's like they have no pride. This is the team that ruined your playoff chances, and this is how you come out

I think they have a ton of potential talent, but no motivation/fire.

[CletusPyle]

You have to catch that one!

[Lov2fish]

Is Parris Campbell even on the field? What a horrible start.

[nate505]

You suck Patmon

[BCN#1]

false start on Pryor who looked like he was 100% lost... Jeeebus!

[Spike]

Gotta catch that ball Patmon. Ballard, you dumb fuck, you were happy with this wide receiver group? Go fuck yourself and take Reich with you.

[rm1369]

You have to catch that one!

Ballard is happy with what they have at WR though….

[Brylok]

Just shambolic so far today.

[ChoppedWood]

Ballard is happy with what they have at WR though….

Ballard is happy with his slick hair, tight shirts, and the flex. The team, pffff he don't give a FUCK!

[BCN#1]

Methinks rthe Rainman need to come in next series as he cannot be much worse. Pryor is not cutting it today.

[Brylok]

Is Parris Campbell even on the field? What a horrible start.

I don't think I've heard his name today.

[CletusPyle]

Maybe the Jaguars will run again this series....it's our only hope!

[Luck4Reich]

Gotta catch that ball Patmon. Ballard, you dumb fuck, you were happy with this wide receiver group? Go fuck yourself and take Reich with you.

It's disgusting at this point. Starting 0-2 in the division against the worst teams in the division. Check that Colts are the worst team in the division.

[Thorgrim]

I think they have a ton of potential talent, but no motivation/fire.

I bet if every one of these p.o.s. got their helmets knocked off you'd find a bunch of Jim Caldwell clones.

[ChoppedWood]

My God we are getting so outcoached. We are a laughing stock.

[nate505]

This drive is about as critical as it gets

[Oldcolt]

We are what we are. A very mediocre team.

[BCN#1]

For once I came into this thinking we break the curse and make up for last week´s comic performance.... fark me.

[nate505]

They get like 8 yards a play automatically

[Oldcolt]

Nothing worth staying around and rooting for. Have a great Sunday freaks.

[Thorgrim]

We are what we are. A very mediocre team.

Damn your generous

[Luck4Reich]

If Lovie was their coach we would have a chance to come back and tie.:rolleyes:

[ChoppedWood]

Barber has across about 5 different statements said:

FRANK REICH SUCKS AT THIS

[nate505]

Just horrible

[BCN#1]

Way to play Colts!!!! Embrace the highest levels of Suckatility and own it!:mad:

[Racehorse]

This is embarrassing!

[CletusPyle]

You know, an offensive player can facemask too!:rolleyes:

[Luck4Reich]

Watching Justin Houston absolutely wrecking the Dolphins offense all by himself.. glad you let that bum go Ballard.:rolleyes:

[CletusPyle]

Appreciate the optimism, but realistically speaking it's going to be a tough day IMO.

We get off to one of our all too familiar slow starts as the Jagoffs stack the box again making it tough running for JT, and without Pittman we won't be able to make them pay for it. After being down 17-3 at the half, we claw back a bit in the 2nd with a nice 2nd half for Ryan, Dulin, Strachan, and Hines, but fall up short 24-17 :cool:

We may have a Nostradumbass here......:D

[Thorgrim]

Ya gotta admit one thing about Reich, he's consistent.

[Brylok]

I bet if every one of these p.o.s. got their helmets knocked off you'd find a bunch of Jim Caldwell clones.

Well, we've been cardboard out there so far. It looks like this team has zero motivation. Everything else aside, that's the big thing to me.

[nate505]

Total bullet dodge there

[HoosierinFL]

Watching Justin Houston absolutely wrecking the Dolphins offense all by himself.. glad you let that bum go Ballard.:rolleyes:

It was well known he came here for Andrew luck and wanted out as soon as luck retired

[BCN#1]

One can only hope that Frank and crew snap out of their nod and wake the fark up in the second half!

[Luck4Reich]

It was well known he came here for Andrew luck and wanted out as soon as luck retired

Yeah.. he is a very smart guy too. Lol

[BCN#1]

Hope the kicker chokes.

[ChoppedWood]

One can only hope that Frank and crew snap out of their nod and wake the fark up in the second half!

Shiiiiit Frank will take them in the locker room, share some business plan slides with them, have a nice box lunch from Panera ready, and tell them to play semi-hard in the 2nd half, and to make sure they execute the post game handshake with a good look in the eye and a hearty congratulations to their opponent.

FUCK THAT GUY!

[Dewey 5]

Irsay has to be thinking blow it up

[CletusPyle]

Hope the kicker chokes.

He did, he was laughing so hard he choked on his own spit!:D

[BCN#1]

Jeebus....:mad:

[IndyNorm]

We may have a Nostradumbass here......:D

If I really was Nostradumbass I probably would have predicted something like 35-0 consider how we're just getting steamrolled out there.

[YDFL Commish]

If it's any consolation Wentz is doing Wentz like stuff and playing like dog shit.

[BCN#1]

Shiiiiit Frank will take them in the locker room, share some business plan slides with them, have a nice box lunch from Panera ready, and tell them to play semi-hard in the 2nd half, and to make sure they execute the post game handshake with a good look in the eye and a hearty congratulations to their opponent.

FUCK THAT GUY!

Is that before or after he holds a bible read session and prays Jim takes another week to think it over and does not fire him?

[Thorgrim]

Shiiiiit Frank will take them in the locker room, share some business plan slides with them, have a nice box lunch from Panera ready, and tell them to play semi-hard in the 2nd half, and to make sure they execute the post game handshake with a good look in the eye and a hearty congratulations to their opponent.

FUCK THAT GUY!

Either this or he will go in his office, open up his safe, and ask Jim Caldwell's disembodied head what he should do next.

[Dewey 5]

It's obvious that the leadership ( Reich & Ballard) just isn't cutting it.

[Brylok]

It was well known he came here for Andrew luck and wanted out as soon as luck retired

Same with Eric Ebron. So it goes.

[nate505]

I just can't believe how unmotivated they are out there. That's an organizational problem. It's on the players, the coach, and the GM. But mostly the players and coach.

[Luck4Reich]

TY probably saying damn... Don't call me now. Lol

[ChoppedWood]

60 fucking yards

fire frank reich!

[Brylok]

I just can't believe how unmotivated they are out there. That's an organizational problem. It's on the players, the coach, and the GM. But mostly the players and coach.

Scary days...

[nate505]

This is an absolute disaster of a performance. It's hard to believe how bad this is.

[nate505]

Good god, this is unreal. Undisciplined, unmotivated, terrible terrible football. Fuck you Reich, this is mostly on you.

But fuck everyone on the offense as well. A lot is on them too.

[Thorgrim]

Irsay has to be thinking blow it up

Irsay has to be thinking he needs to snort a couple extra lines at halftime.

[CletusPyle]

Worst half of football by a Colts team that I can remember!

[ChoppedWood]

Anyone, absolutely anyone not named Frank Reich's mom, that still believes this guy should be a head football coach in the NFL, is an absolute idiot (and I bet if you gave his mom a lie detector test and she said yes- it would show a LIE)---- and there's no way even his wife or kids would even attempt that fib.

Dude is a joke and if he is the coach come Monday, Jim is too.

[Brylok]

Jags only scored 17 against that Colts effort. Embarrassing.

[bigalbert]

This team is just not very good.
We’re looking at a 3 win season


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[BCN#1]

Worst half of football by a Colts team that I can remember!

Agreed 100% - WTF!!!

[nate505]

This is even worse than the game last year, though not as disasterous just due to the fact that there's 15 games left.

Still, just on a football basis this game is horrible. These guys are not professionals out there. Or at least I guess they have a half to change that, but so far they aren't playing like professional football players who earn a salary.

[HoosierinFL]

I think a big problem is that Reich is too soft on them. They have a lot of light days in camp, take days off during game weeks.

I remember they fired that one oline coach who was really hard and mean. The guy who ran off Goode because he didn’t think he was tough enough. It seemed to me then that Reich didn’t agree with that approach of being too hard on the players.

This is what we see, the oline was gradually lost their edge and mean streak. The secondary can’t tackle. Receivers can’t fight through getting bodied to get open.

[Ironshaft]

This team is just not very good.
We’re looking at a 3 win season


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Besides Jags and Texans at home, who do you see as our 3rd possible win?

[Luck4Reich]

Next week Chiefs win 63-2

Frank talks about the effort by the defense to get a safety at the end of the game to avoid a shutout.

[Thorgrim]

This team is just not very good.
We’re looking at a 3 win season


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It's nice to see that someone here still has high expectations for this team.

[IndyNorm]

Besides Jags and Texans at home, who do you see as our 3rd possible win?

We're not beating the Jagoffs at home. Maybe the Texans.

[ChoppedWood]

Next week Chiefs win 63-2

Frank talks about the effort by the defense to get a safety at the end of the game to avoid a shutout.

Nope, watch, we come out next week and we either beat them or we play it right to the wire. Why?

Because that's who this team is under this coach. He CLEARLY cultivates a culture where it's okay to THINK you are gonna win against lesser teams so you come out with that attitude.

This team is 100% HIM, this is a team with a coach that is incapable of getting a consistent level of play 100% of the time.

He is AWFUL at this and he needs to be GONE ASAP!

[Brylok]

Collingsworth is sick and should have stayed home today, but he anticipated a chance to take a shit on the Colts, and came in anyway! What a guy!

[bigalbert]

Besides Jags and Texans at home, who do you see as our 3rd possible win?


We’ll have one game that we win just because the other team has a shitty day. My guess is @Vikings


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[Thorgrim]

Next week Chiefs win 63-2

Frank talks about the effort by the defense to get a safety at the end of the game to avoid a shutout.

Delusional. If the colts score a safety it will only be an intentional one by the punt team.

[CletusPyle]

After watching that first half.....http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Willie-Jones-Sprays-Some-Air-Freshener-In-The-Bathroom-In-Friday.gif

[Brylok]

68 total yards. Fucking zombies.

[ChoppedWood]

That was press coverage and Gilmore couldn't stay with him. We are not very good at football in a lot of phases.

[nate505]

Third and six, of course they get the first down.

[ChoppedWood]

Gus Bradley- you suck at this too

[nate505]

This is just funny. They can't do anything right.

[nate505]

Looks like they got away with an offsides, but at this point I'll take anything.

[ChoppedWood]

Speed makes a big play, take him off the field, of course, of course... hopefully he has fresh legs for week 13

[CletusPyle]

We need a stop here!:mad:

[Luck4Reich]

We might as well had rolled with Ehlinger this year lol

[nate505]

It would be nice if the Colts could get one of these potential turnovers.

Our DBs really are the epitome of the "with those hands that's why they play defense" cliche.

[CletusPyle]

Colts got a break there....you have to score on this drive in my opinion!

[YDFL Commish]

This defense is just lifeless without the maniac!

[Lov2fish]

Well, at least we are improving our draft position. lol
Will Levis out of Kentucky, anyone?

[CletusPyle]

We better see at least one screen pass!

[Racehorse]

Irsay has to be thinking he needs to snort a couple extra lines at halftime.

Different kind of blow

[nate505]

Hey, a first down.

What a world.

[Brylok]

There's ZERO motivation out there. That's really scary.

[Spike]

There is not one fucking receiver on the field for the Colts now that is worth a shit.

[nate505]

Why throw to Patmon at all.

[nate505]

Go for it.

Damnit, they're punting.

[Spike]

And we have to punt again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1LMIUOOAI

[Luck4Reich]

There is not one fucking receiver on the field for the Colts now that is worth a shit.

Ballard chose to run with this group.haha

[Spike]

Ballard chose to run with this group.haha

Ballard sucks as bad as Reich does.

[nate505]

Ballard should be getting destroyed for the WR corps. It's obvious it's one guy.

[Racehorse]

Bradley is Eberflus all over again

[CletusPyle]

Gus Bradley sucks too!

[nate505]

Their offense is simple. The Colts play soft coverage, their WRs catch it 8 yards to the first down marker, and they just dive for the last two yards.

[CletusPyle]

Bradley is Eberflus all over again

You beat me to it!:D

[ChoppedWood]

We are getting schooled by the headset guys on both sides.

[nate505]

I hate the rationale behind this crap defense as well.

"Well, your guys might get burned."

So what. If they get burned they get burned. If something isn't working, don't' stick with it. It's the fucking definition of insanity.

[nate505]

Speed got killed there. Yikes.

[Dewey 5]

I have no idea how Reich can survive this embarrassment. Same with Ballard.

[CletusPyle]

Colts are getting butt f`cked in front of 60,000 fans!:eek:

[Blankhorizon]

This team has been a bad joke since Luck retired, something meaningful needs to change.

I'm honestly tired of this disappointment every year.

[ChoppedWood]

I have no idea how Reich can survive this embarrassment. Same with Ballard.

Oh he'll come out with his post game "we'll go back to the film and study it, and we'll make the necessary adjustments. There's just a few little things that have to be tweaked and we'll be back on track, I have confidence in our guys".

And that will be that

Same shit, same blah blah blah from the blah blah blah guy

[CletusPyle]

Turn out the lights!:mad::eek:

[ChoppedWood]

The master is bitchmaking the apprentice in this one

FIRE FRANK REICH

[YDFL Commish]

There is not enough alcohol in the world to tolerate this team.

[Colts And Orioles]

o


At this point, a 30 year-old Peyton Manning just might be able to pull off a miracle comeback ...... and since that person no longer exists, it's extremely unlikely that a Colts comeback is happening today.

o

[HoosierinFL]

That’s it. It’s almost the 4th quarter and there’s no way this sorry offense is gonna get 4 scores to come back from this, and that’s assuming we can even make then punt again

[nate505]

This is one of the worst games I've ever seen the Colts play.

It's hard to fathom how bad it is.

[nate505]

There is not enough alcohol in the world to tolerate this team.

Weed is legal here...it helps, but not very much.

[Racehorse]

Taylor is the only guy even doing his job today

[IndyNorm]

I can't believe some of you guys are actually discussing us coming back LOL. Have we even gotten the ball past midfield yet today?

[nate505]

Illegal formation? Is this like the 5th one today? What the hell?

[ChoppedWood]

illegal formation? Is this like the 5th one today? What the hell?

fire frank reich

[nate505]

Is Paris Campbell even on the field?

[Brylok]

Weed is legal here...it helps, but not very much.

It's illegal here, but I'm having both.

[nate505]

It's illegal here, but I'm having both.

I'm taking the help both provide is minimal..but at least it's something.

[ChoppedWood]

Is Paris Campbell even on the field?

He has been out there a ton. Not even a single sniff in his direction.

[nate505]

Way to waste a timeout. It's not like they're useful in games where you have to come back from.

[ChoppedWood]

Pryor is terrible- another great non-move by Ballard

[Brylok]

He has been out there a ton. Not even a single sniff in his direction.

Just basic level play everywhere. Nobody is trying to win for the Colts. Just demoralizing to watch.

[ChoppedWood]

There's Parris!

[nate505]

Five sacks to zip...a testament to our great OL and our improved pass rush.

Hey, Paris Campbell makes an appearance.

[Racehorse]

Stepping on dicks again

[ChoppedWood]

Stepping on dicks again

Fire Frank Reich

[CletusPyle]

Paris Campbell sighting.....smfh

[Brylok]

This situation is awful and dangerous. Colts look terrible.

[IndyNorm]

Fire Frank Reich

And Ballard along with him.

[albany ed]

Mahomes can't wait until next week.

[nate505]

Yeah, that play kind of incapsulates the game

[YDFL Commish]

Fuckin Ballard not fixing this WR group is inexcusable!!

[Racehorse]

Yeah, that play kind of incapsulates the game

Which one?

[nate505]

Which one?

Yes

[CletusPyle]

Mahomes can't wait until next week.

Normally I always hate when our next opponent gets humiliated like this, but in this case, I doubt Mahomes is worried at all!

[HoosierinFL]

I don’t know why we weren’t running when it was goal to go around the 5, esp after it was clear Taylor was ready to knock heads.

Also what’s do special about all these tall receivers if we can’t win jump balls in the end zone?

[Racehorse]

I don’t know why we weren’t running when it was goal to go around the 5, esp after it was clear Taylor was ready to knock heads.

Also what’s do special about all these tall receivers if we can’t win jump balls in the end zone?

Stupid is as stupid does

[Brylok]

We are a bad team right now. Only a handful of players seem to give a damn. An absolute mess.

[Brylok]

Big names are getting paid tho.

[Colts And Orioles]

o


So ...... getting a new place-kicker didn't help this week.

o

[nate505]

I know it's just Week 2 and not even October yet, but this feels like the sort of game that will either bury the whole season or spark some turnaround by the team from getting completely humiliated.

I don't have much faith in the latter though. And I'm sure that many will write it off as "Jacksonville just has the Colts' number." Which I get, but this game was a lot more than just that.

[nate505]

Ryan getting murdered out there

[nate505]

The shutout continues.