The official colts vs viqueens gameday thread

[omahacolt]

Have at it ladies

[HoosierinFL]

Have at it ladies

I'm gonna go stare at my vagina in the bathroom mirror.

[omahacolt]

I'm gonna go stare at my vagina in the bathroom mirror.

Hopefully it doesn’t resemble an old catches mitt. Ugly vaginas are the worst

[Dewey 5]

38-24 Vikings

[AlwaysSunnyinIndy]

WR Zach Pascal (ankle) and Michael Pittman Jr. (toe) are both ACTIVE for today's game.


CB Rock Ya-Sin was a last minute addition to the inactive list due to an illness / feeling sick.

Colts Inactives:

CB Rock Ya-Sin
QB Jacob Eason
LB E.J. Speed
DT Eli Ankou
TE Jack Doyle
WR Dezmon Patmon

https://www.colts.com/news/zach-pascal-michael-pittman-jr-minnesota-vikings-2020-week-2-active-inactive

[Puck]

Do better on the title next time. It's boring

[Puck]

WR Zach Pascal (ankle) and Michael Pittman Jr. (toe) are both ACTIVE for today's game.


CB Rock Ya-Sin was a last minute addition to the inactive list due to an illness / feeling sick.

Colts Inactives:

CB Rock Ya-Sin
QB Jacob Eason
LB E.J. Speed
DT Eli Ankou
TE Jack Doyle
WR Dezmon Patmon

https://www.colts.com/news/zach-pascal-michael-pittman-jr-minnesota-vikings-2020-week-2-active-inactive


UGH. This could be a blood bath

[YDFL Commish]

Anxious to see what Noah can do at TE.

[Puck]

Colts by 4.

34-38

[TheMugwump]

Not the worst series for the D. Stupid blow to the head penalty, or they don't even get the FG.

[Colt Classic]

Gotta just accept this defense is going to let them get down to the goal line and hope they hold them to field goals every time.

[Dewey 5]

Well so much for Campbell this year. Again

[Kray007]

Heaven help us.

[Spike]

Damn, Campbell is hurt now. Him and Mack are made of plastic.

[TheMugwump]

NOOOO!!! Not the knee!

[Kray007]

Such an amazing talent. Hope its minor.

[Butter]

Fuck, Campbell was looking good.

[HoosierinFL]

I saw that injury coming as soon as the defender dove at him. Fug

[TheMugwump]

Run the ball like that all day long.

[Racehorse]

Nice run there by JT

[HoosierinFL]

That was an old fashioned run up the gut. Holy shit

[Brylok]

Plaster of Parris broken again. Dude is made of glass.

[TheMugwump]

Reich is probably going to lead the league in 4th down attempts. I like it.

[Chromeburn]

Plaster of Parris broken again. Dude is made of glass.

I missed it, did it look bad?

[Dewey 5]

I missed it, did it look bad?

Yes

[TheMugwump]

It didn't look good. As he went down, that leg looked a little loosey-goosey.

[Kray007]

Hate to jinx him, but Taylor’s doing a nice job holding onto the ball.

[TheMugwump]

I like the idea of wearing that Vikings D down early.

[Puck]

I love watching us run the ball

[Brylok]

I missed it, did it look bad?

Yeah, I'd wager he's done for the rest of the season.

[Racehorse]

Hate to jinx him, but Taylor’s doing a nice job holding onto the ball.

Shut up, fag

[TheMugwump]

I'm going to call it right here. Throw it up top to Pittman Jr. for the TD.

[Brylok]

Braden Smith is retarded

[Racehorse]

JT made Hill look stupid there

[Dewey 5]

Penalty for 1st down. I'll take it

[HoosierinFL]

Not liking this team with penalties. How do you false start in an empty stadium?

[Chromeburn]

Damn, I was hoping Parris would have a year. At least Taylor looks like he could be for real.

Damn, head in his hands carted off. Fuck this year man, fuck all of 2020.

[HoosierinFL]

Damn, I was hoping Parris would have a year. At least Taylor looks like he could be for real.

Yea losing Mack and Campbell right off the bat wasnt exactly what I had in mind for this team.

[Dewey 5]

Flipping awesome

[Brylok]

Damn, I was hoping Parris would have a year. At least Taylor looks like he could be for real.

He's hurt literally all the time.

[Spike]

Damn Cox, catch the fucking ball you bitch.

[Kray007]

How?

[TheMugwump]

Can not put that one on Rivers.

[nate505]

This team is snake bit

[Racehorse]

Cox has to fight harder for that ball

[Dewey 5]

How?

Easy. Colts.

[Colt Classic]

It's gonna be this kind of season.

[Dewey 5]

This team is snake bit

Or just not that good

[Brylok]

Not Phil's fault

[HoosierinFL]

This season is a laugh riot so far

[nate505]

Or just not that good

Possibly. But so far it's been a lot of bad luck too.

[nate505]

At least that was a great stand.

[Spike]

Nice defensive stop there.

[nate505]

If they can't get points here, well, I'd say I'm giving up but that's a lie. Still, get points on this fucking drive.

[nate505]

Great concentration by Pittman

[Spike]

Pittman looking good!

[Chromeburn]

He's hurt literally all the time.

He was a work horse and yac machine in college.

[nate505]

Fantastic. Taylor is going to be great. Was it Dam who was crying about picking him?

[Spike]

Taylor is a beast. Great job by the oline.

[Brylok]

He was a work horse and yac machine in college.

He isn't now. Has no NFL future at this rate.

[Spike]

Bullshit call, should have been a fumble. Fucking refs and their fast ass whistles.

[Dewey 5]

easy opi call. or maybe good acting by Moore. Either way, I ain't bitching about it

[nate505]

I try not to complain about announcers, because it really doesn't matter, but these guys might as well be wearing Vikings jerseys.

[Chromeburn]

Fantastic. Taylor is going to be great. Was it Dam who was crying about picking him?

Just didn't like his fumbling % in college. He liked Clyde Edwards Hilare, who looks great, and JK Dobbins.

[Chromeburn]

He isn't now. Has no NFL future at this rate.

Nope, its maddening

[Spike]

Taylor is damn good. Hell of a pick by Ballard.

[nate505]

Taylor gets hit behind the line and still gets the first down. Outstanding.

[nate505]

Damnit Hilton, did you forget how to catch the ball.

[Spike]

What happened to TY's hands? Dropping every fucking thing now.

[TheMugwump]

Another drop by Hilton?!?!?

[Brylok]

Damnit Hilton, did you forget how to catch the ball.

Not a good sign. He is getting up there in age.

[nate505]

Such a devastating drop.

[nate505]

Great coverage

[Kray007]

TY Hilton doing his best imitation of Hank Baskett.

[HoosierinFL]

Not a good sign. He is getting up there in age.

Receivers lose their top end speed and cutting ability when they get old, not their hands. This is mental.

[Racehorse]

With TY, it is mental now, just like it was for AV last year

[Brylok]

Receivers lose their top end speed and cutting ability when they get old, not their hands. This is mental.

Well whatever it is, he's been here 9 years already. Seems crazy saying that.

[Brylok]

Safety! Buckner

[TheMugwump]

Great job by the D since the first drive.

[Colt Classic]

It's funny how some teams who don't play the Colts often try to reinvent the wheel with their offense against the Colts defense. The Jaguars showed what you do against them, but here's Minnesota trying to throw deep and take way too long in the pocket.

[TheMugwump]

Here's to making it 16-3 before the half.

[Kray007]

Go Mo.

[TheMugwump]

I never thought I'd say this, but I need to see more Cox.

[nate505]

Rivers has an awful stat line, but he hasn't been bad.

[HoosierinFL]

Whats with the announcers discounting every call in the colts favor? That seemed an uncontroversial safety.

[TheMugwump]

After a shaky start, getting down to the two-minute warning with a lead, the ball in the red zone, and receiving the 2nd half kickoff has me feeling a little better.

The D has looked good.

[nate505]

I never thought I'd say this, but I need to see more Cox.

He's making up for that lousy bobble earlier.

[TheMugwump]

He's making up for that lousy bobble earlier.

Nate, you need to post more. I can not see that signature enough.

[Brylok]

He's making up for that lousy bobble earlier.

I believe he was making a joke. Cox/cocks, etc.

[nate505]

Nate, you need to post more. I can not see that signature enough.

The hate still lives!

[nate505]

I believe he was making a joke. Cox/cocks, etc.

As a fan of puns, the fact I didn't pick up on it disturbs me greatly.

[TheMugwump]

I believe he was making a joke. Cox/cocks, etc.

I was.

Nate's right too, though.

And good throw away by Rivers. Don't want to give up the points.

[Kray007]

Let’s get out of the half without a late drive by Minnesota.

[Brylok]

As a fan of puns, the fact I didn't pick up on it disturbs me greatly.

Maybe you're just too used to Cox to notice.

[TheMugwump]

Nice hit by the Rookie!

[Brylok]

Blackmon looking promising

[TheMugwump]

Get the stop here, and there's almost a minute left to put more on the board.

[Kray007]

I am amazed. 3 great Defensive plays in a row. It’s a miracle.

[Spike]

Blackmon playing some damn good ball.

[Racehorse]

Nice! Teamwork wins

[TheMugwump]

Yes! Nice job by the rook and the sophomore!

[nate505]

Some great defense being played right now

[Brylok]

52 yard interception return! Wow!

[TheMugwump]

Please get the ball to TY once so he can get some confidence.

[Chromeburn]

Are our safeties Blackmon and Willis?

[Racehorse]

Are our safeties Blackmon and Willis?
Hooker has been in there, too

[TheMugwump]

Blackmon might be playing corner. He played both in school.

[Racehorse]

Blackmon might be playing corner. He played both in school.

Rock is out, so that is possible

[TheMugwump]

Nice kick, Rookie.

[TheMugwump]

Rock is out, so that is possible

It also makes sense, because it would be odd to have both safeties on the same guy on that pick.

[Brylok]

Mixing it up much better than last week. Makes me wonder what happened to make Phil throw 46 times. I can't imagine the Jags are that much better than the Vikings.

[Puck]

Hooker with with a possible Achilles

[Colts And Orioles]

It's gonna be this kind of season.




o


Next man up (I hope.)


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[Chromeburn]

Blackmon might be playing corner. He played both in school.

Nickle back?

[TheMugwump]

No pre-season games. Nothing to go on. Jags surprised them. Truthfully, the only place Jax outplayed Indy was on turnovers, completion percentage, and the scoreboard.

Of course that last one is the only thing that matters in the end.

[Brylok]

Well, off to the beer store.

[Colt Classic]

Mixing it up much better than last week. Makes me wonder what happened to make Phil throw 46 times. I can't imagine the Jags are that much better than the Vikings.

The Vikings have no clue. Sure, the Colts have done some good things on defense, but the AFC South teams know to dink & dunk the Colts all day so it doesn't mean much other than hopefully building confidence for the young guys.

[Chromeburn]

The Vikings have no clue. Sure, the Colts have done some good things on defense, but the AFC South teams know to dink & dunk the Colts all day so it doesn't mean much other than hopefully building confidence for the young guys.

It wasn't just that though. Guys were wide open. Their DTs are horrible and at best backups on other teams. We had no pressure. It was a bad showing, good teams beat teams they are supposed to beat.

[TheMugwump]

Crazy what one holding penalty can do to a drive. They were moving, second and four, and nope.

Come on Defense. Same as the first half.

[nate505]

That holding penalty was a disaster. From 2nd and 4 to 4th and 31. Fuck.

[Racehorse]

Lily

[TheMugwump]

Now playing the role of last year's Phillip Rivers...Kirk Cousins.

[nate505]

Haha, Cousins is a trainwreck.

[Brylok]

Kenny freaking Moore with the INT! Let's go!

[Racehorse]

Defense looks flat again

[Puck]

wow. 9ers with a ton of injuries today

[Racehorse]

Defense looks flat again

Never mind

[TheMugwump]

Defense looks flat again

Nothing a 15 yard crack back block can't solve.

[Brylok]

Did they ever specify what is wrong with plaster's knee?

[Chromeburn]

Tyquan Lewis sighting. I like it.

[TheMugwump]

Did they ever specify what is wrong with plaster's knee?

They didn't, but I'll take MCL for $500, Alex.

[Brylok]

They didn't, but I'll take MCL for $500, Alex.

Probably get the daily double with that as well.

[nate505]

Taylor just gets yards. Such a great pick.

The Colts are getting bailed out by penalties.

[Racehorse]

Lucky break there

[Brylok]

Haha. Phil is talking some trash.

[TheMugwump]

Haha. Phil is talking some trash.

I don't mind it so much when he has the horseshoe on his helmet. Does that make me a hypocrite?

IDF care.

[Dewey 5]

After the drop-pick big Mo Cocks has been having a nice game

[nate505]

Nice, not quite the nail in the coffin, but close.

[Racehorse]

Nice, not quite the nail in the coffin, but close.

Well, it will take Cook out of the equation, which is a good thing

[TheMugwump]

Just checked, and Jax is giving the Tits all they can handle.

[Colts And Orioles]

Nice, not quite the nail in the coffin, but close.




o

In addition being up by 22 points on the scoreboard, the Colts have dominated the time of possession ...... so the Vikings' defense has been laboring, while the Colts' defense is well-rested.

So if they blow this game now, under these circumstances, they ought to pack up shop and not bother playing their remaining 14 games.

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[TheMugwump]

o

In addition being up by 22 points on the scoreboard, the Colts have dominated the time of possession ...... so the Vikings' defense has been laboring, while the Colts' defense is well-rested.

So if they blow this game now, under these circumstances, they ought to pack up shop and not bother playing their remaining 14 games.

o

Truth.

[Chromeburn]

After the drop-pick big Mo Cocks has been having a nice game

He high points those jump balls well

[Brylok]

o

In addition being up by 22 points on the scoreboard, the Colts have dominated the time of possession ...... so the Vikings' defense has been laboring, while the Colts' defense is well-rested.

So if they blow this game now, under these circumstances, they ought to pack up shop and not bother playing their remaining 14 games.

o

And fire Eberflus right there on the sideline. I think this one is in the bag though.

[TheMugwump]

He high points those jump balls well

He played basketball in college, I hear...

[TheMugwump]

Now Taylor left, Taylor right, Taylor up the damn middle.

[Racehorse]

Just checked, and Jax is giving the Tits all they can handle.

30-29, with XP coming

[TheMugwump]

There's TY. Nice to see him get some RAC.

[HoosierinFL]

Did they just say Malik Hooker is out with an Achillesinjury? Wtf??

[Racehorse]

He played basketball in college, I hear...

I think Marcus Pollard may have also played basketball. I think I heard that once.

[Brylok]

TY looking like Reggie there

[TheMugwump]

Four score lead with less than nine minutes to play. Feeling a little more relaxed.

The kid has kicked well today.

[Colts And Orioles]

o


This game is as satisfying as much as last week's game was frustrating.

I said earlier in the week that last week's loss may have been worth it IF it opens up this team's damned eyes and makes them realize that NO OPPONENT can be taken for granted ...... perhaps that loss has done so, as they have kept their foot on the gas from the start of this game until now (the middle of the 4th quarter.)


o

[Brylok]

24 total pass attempts for Phil so far today. Much better than last week.

[Racehorse]

o


This game is as satisfying as much as last week's game was frustrating.

I said earlier in the week that last week's loss may have been worth it IF it opens up this team's damned eyes and makes them realize that NO OPPONENT can be taken for granted ...... perhaps that loss has done so, as they have kept their foot on the gas from the start of this game until now (the middle of the 4th quarter.)


o
I think the Maniac got in the faces of a few

[Colts And Orioles]

Four score lead with less than nine minutes to play. Feeling a little more relaxed.

The kid has kicked well today.




o


....... and 7 years ago ........




https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BvA0J_2ZpIQ/hqdefault.jpg


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[nate505]

Pretty nice dominating victory. The Vikings don't look good granted, but I was still wary of this game at the beginning.

[Colts And Orioles]

o


31-18 should be as close as the Vikings get by the time the final gun sounds ...... the Colts should get at least a field goal from this drive, and the Vikings should add no more than one additional touchdown against a prevent defense.


o

[TheMugwump]

They got the first down there, I know, but i hate running from the shotgun on 3rd and 1. So many more options from under center.

Just personal preference.

[Colts And Orioles]

Pretty nice dominating victory. The Vikings don't look good granted, but I was still wary of this game at the beginning.




o


You weren't the only one ...... starting a season at 0-1 will do that to you.


o

[WaynesWorld87]

I know they're tied late in the 4th with the Titans, but I still can't believe the same team that curbstomped the Vikings today lost to the fucking Jaguars last week.

[Chromeburn]

ok this is the team I expected

[Brylok]

28-11 Colts win and that's that. Much better performance from top to bottom compared to last week. Later y'all

[Coltsalr]

No Pagan0-2 this year!

[Colts And Orioles]

I know they're tied late in the 4th with the Titans, but I still can't believe the same team that curb-stomped the Vikings today lost to the fucking Jaguars last week.




o


It'll be OK, Wayne. 2 years ago, the Colts lost to the Jets WITH Andrew Luck.



http://www.jt-sw.com/football/boxes/index.nsf/Games/2018-06-ind-nyj



They righted the ship immediately afterward though, winning 9 out of their 10 final games, and upsetting the AFC South champion Texans in the playoffs.


The Colts are a good team, Frank Reich is a good coach, and Philip Rivers looks pretty good so far ...... I suspect that the Jaguars loss won't exemplify their overall 2020 season.


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[YDFL Commish]

I know they're tied late in the 4th with the Titans, but I still can't believe the same team that curbstomped the Vikings today lost to the fucking Jaguars last week.

The Jags are better than we think.

[Dewey 5]

Did they just say Malik Hooker is out with an Achillesinjury? Wtf??

He probably just played his last game as a Colt

[Colt Classic]

The Jags are better than we think.

It's not that the Colts lost--it's how they lost. Totally unprepared against a familiar opponent when you had months to come up with a game plan and it looked like they were just winging it.

[Chromeburn]

The Jags are better than we think.

We will see at the end of the season to be sure, but I think we took them lightly and played shitty. I think the Titans are a little above average.

You can't use the covid excuse bc they had just as much time to prepare and they have a lot more rookies.

I know the any team can beat any team saying, but if the Colts want to be a dominate team they need to beat the guys they should beat.

[omahacolt]

Do better on the title next time. It's boring

I didn’t have my A game. Just grade it and move along homo

[YDFL Commish]

It's not that the Colts lost--it's how they lost. Totally unprepared against a familiar opponent when you had months to come up with a game plan and it looked like they were just winging it.

Can't game plan well, when it's a new OC, running a new scheme. Yes, it's still a game we should have won. But, right now the Jags are no pushovers.